Painful rectal itch

[Rabrrrrrr]

That's right - imagine a jam so good you'd dare to call it "Painful Rectal Itch". Mmmm mmmm!

[MikeG]

1. Rectum. Hell. Damn near killed him.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. heh heh

:0

[Andy_Stephenson]

4. OMG

Reminds me of a bad...old joke.

[LastKnight]

3. what?

come again? your eating 'painful rectal itch'?

-LK

[billybob537]

5. The cure

get the asshole out of the White-house.

[BattyDem]

6. I'm still trying to figure out ...

why I clicked on a thread called "Painful Rectal Itch" :shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Geez, I don't believe it. Don't we have any SNL fans here?

[bbernardini]

8. It's a dessert topping, you COW!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. It's a floor wax!!

[MikeG]

10. Oh. That's very different. Never mind.

[CanuckAmok]

11. "Mangled Baby Duck"...now that's a good jam!

n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Wait, I have it - Ten Thousand Nuns and Orphans

[davsand]

13. Its better than anal leakage.

At least in my opinion...


Laura

[Elidor]

14. This is why you're not in charge of marketing, Rabrrrrrr

This line is actually from an old Mad Magazine. A witch doctor is overcome by "painful rectal itch."

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. The world would be a hell of a lot more interesting, though, if I were

:P

Don't know the line from MAD, only from SNL.

[Spirochete]

15. Mangled baby ducks

goes better with peanut butter...

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. I think that's the best name of them all

Always got a chuckle from that one particularly.

[marzipanni]

18. I just checked with my 9 year old son

and he confirmed my recollection of the contestants on "Fear Factor" eating embryonic ducks straight from their eggshells. :eyes:

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Well, yeah, that's been done by health "freaks" for a long time

eating embryonic fowl. I remember seeing that in the 70s, and I'm sure it's been happening since the first human crawled out of the ooze.