It's official, I am the most left-out DUer here, nobody makes a list with

[DS1]

me in it.

This is a fact. Okay, so there was this one time with the rooster and a good supply of anal lube, but I'm over that.

Dammit, I can be smart and funny and somewhat cute too!

2 + 6 = 7

See!

bahh, fuck you guys, I never needed you in the first place *shameless pout* :hurts:

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. I never make the lists, either

Oh, well. That's the way it goes.

[DS1]

23. Well, that's because you suck. My misery is based on factual evidence

:hi:

[SoDesuKa]

2. This Escapes Me

Yep. I am totally lost. This post is about something. It has to be.

I must be getting old . . .

[DS1]

20. Sometimes the best things in life don't have a reason, per se

this is not one of them.

Don't give up.

[HEyHEY]

3. hahahhahahaha!

[DS1]

22. Whatchoo laughing at?

sucka!

[kikiek]

4. I don't even know what you're talking about. I like this site

because it has good updates on it. I enjoy seeing that other people think and feel the way I do too.

[DS1]

24. Someone other than me welcomes you.

Personally, I couldn't give a rat's ass. :hi:

/this is a joke, don't take it personally

[texas1928]

5. I don't want to hear it, I was even left out of the DULL

groups listing. I am a peon on the board.

[Chovexani]

19. Peons of DU unite!

I was always picked last for kickball in school too...

Don't feel so bad, I don't think there's a bigger serial thread killer on DU than I am. I'm dangerous I tell ya! :crazy:

[DS1]

48. wow, that's really sad

Toaster, meet bathtub

[Gothic Sponge]

6. Don't worry i don't make lists as well

but truth is some people don't make mine. ;)

[DS1]

18. You frighten me.

That is all.

[mom cat]

7. I'll put you in my list if you will quit pouting.

Oops. I don't have a list.
What list are you talking about anyway? I never saw the list . Maybe I should pout too. We could start a list of pouters.

[DS1]

25. Who'd want to assciate with a pouter?

Not me. That's for sure.

[mom cat]

50. I guess you have a point there. Misery loves company but pouting

is self centered and would wilt in the face of such competition. I can see how that would ultimately be self-defeating. On that cheerful thought, I will slink into my cave and pout in private. (Joke)

[DS1]

55. Just don't wink as you slink into your cave

You might end up with an army of DU horndogs lusting after you *not that there's anything wrong with that*

[mom cat]

58. I better not blink either... not with DU horndogs lurking.

[SarahB]

8. You'd be on my list....

of DUers I already had a beer with. :D

[DS1]

17. mmmm beer

Under the sea! Under the sea!

*chomp*

[scottcsmith]

9. Me too!

I even write a column that is published every week at DU, and do I get on the lists? No! We can form our own group and exclude everyone else.

[DS1]

26. Spoken like a true "Yes man".

:eyes: :spank:

[Angelus]

10. I know how you feel, buddy.

[DS1]

27. No you don't. Stop saying that. Imposter.

Freak. Gamer. Leper.

[Angelus]

29. Just for that, you've made my list.

My s-list. :D :evilgrin:

[DS1]

31. yeah yeah yeah, use that

evilgrin smilie wisely, because the next thing you know you'll be coming back here crying about how your precious little "Toots" got smashed by a golf cart.

I won't care, so nyah!

[Angelus]

32. Nyah!

[DS1]

37. what's that whiir I hear! Is that 9 iron sticking out that golf bag?

Lord knows. Lord says Boggle!

Cat says ouch

[Angelus]

41. Bring it!

You'll be finding two holes in yer neck shortly!

[DS1]

45. Whoa there, I bring nothing but peace and love.

wait.

for a brief moment I confused you with Angus, as in Angus Young, but then I came to my senses and realized you're not the lead guitarist of AC/DC but just another internet loser talking shit.

Bring it *pfft* You don't even rate my *it*

[Angelus]

46. Haha.

[DS1]

49. Shut up.

[ashling]

11. Not only am I left out,

but if I happen to post something in LBN or Editorials that was posted earlier, not only do I get locked, but I get tirades from other DUers about how I should read the other posts to be sure I dont dupe something.

When I post something brand spanking new in one of those areas, there are three other posts on the same article after mine.

Sheesh!

[DS1]

28. Because nobody wants to read your crap.

Really, you're not only begging for attention in those Hoity Toity forums, we all hate you.

/again with the sarcasm rider

[Don_G]

12. You Have A Following

I believe one Detective Darrin Crawford in your area is one of your most ardent "fans...."

[DS1]

16. Well, so long as Detective So and So quits giving my mother shit

I'll be happy to answer any questions he has.

Capiche?

[Don_G]

33. He Called Me

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

35. Well, in that case

if there was some true detective work going on, I can understand that.

But if someone just decided to harass my mother in a drunken state instead of taking his issues up with me directly, I'd have to beat him to death.

Not that I'm a violent person. I really don't want to spend my nights picking teeth out of my knuckles.

[Don_G]

43. I May Be A Millwright

But even I know better than to PM another DUer with a printer.

[DS1]

52. Yeah, I really dislike dealing with printers

They are just so.. ancient.

Like I said, if someone has a problem with me, it's in their interest to take it up with me rather than bother my relatives.

That's the best way to open a line of communication anyway, if such a person wants to continue harassing relatives of their intended target, then that person is weak and could possibly need some counseling.

[jus_the_facts]

13. you were at the top of a lotta o'peoples *shit* list for awhile once..

...for the pussy flingin' sig pic...damn..how could ya not remember THAT! :evilgrin: I'll never forget it...heh or let YOU either BTW! :*

[DS1]

15. Oh, that, well, yeah

I do have a dark side to me, after all

[jus_the_facts]

21. Muahahah...weeeeeee....Muahhahahah......

:spank:

:D

[BlueJazz]

14. HA! HA! HA! HA! I (me) am on everybody's list.

(Their Shit-list) :(

[DS1]

30. Fuck off.

/see rider

[Lydia Leftcoast]

34. Oh, I'm left outer than you!

:-(

[DS1]

36. It's only because ET_Awful and Quinn lust after you.

Really.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

56. I don't think I know either of these gentlemen very well

:shrug:

[jukes]

38. I'M CALLING YOU OUT!

DS1, I'm the most neglected, ignored DUer there ever was! hell, i just posted a very cool, 1st ever viewing of jukes, tout corps, 30 minutes ago AND NOBODY G/D NOTICED.

so there, you whiner. top THAT!

[DS1]

40. It's the cat. You could rewrite the Magna Carta for all we care, but

posting that goddamn cat as your sig immediately flags you as irrelevant in the "DU Cool List".

What was it you were complaining about again?

and now you made me edit my reply in my rage, and for that, you really do suck

[jukes]

59. i loved my cat

you little twit. my sig's a lot more interesting than your cut-&-paste avatar, anyway.

when my boy was alive, i wd have enjoyed you trying to swing him by his tail! that little berserker wd have fed you your soiled diaper!


'fess up; change your nick to "Onan".

[DS1]

62. I'd sooner change my legal name to Nanook and

move to the mountains and send letterbombs to model rocket enthusiasts.

[Donkeyboy75]

39. Nonsense. I frequently see you on the

"who are the biggest assholes in DU" threads. In fact, you never fail to make those lists.

[DS1]

42. Yeah, keep up the "I'm Donkeyboy75 and I think I'm a mod" act

We believe it.

Really.

[Donkeyboy75]

44. Bedtime for you, little man.

Your lack of sleep is causing you to post incomprehensible messages.

[DS1]

47. Donkeyboy75, interesting name, I would have never guessed

I was talking to Laura Ingraham.

You're such a charm.

[Donkeyboy75]

51. You're thinking of Fenris.

I'm Ann Coulter.

[DS1]

53. No, I'm definitetly talking to you

Fenris is another issue. For now, you and your man-throat suck, wait. You and your man-throat wished you suck. wait, you and your man-cock wished you deep-throated cock - while you rubbed peanut butter and mulched "War Stories" by Oliver North up and down your erect penis. Yeah.

[TheWizardOfMudd]

54. BOO HOO FUCKING HOO HOO HOO

The most vane post ever!!!!!

[DS1]

57. When did you stop working for Fox News?

Nice analytics, I'm sure you're conclusion is factual!

[TheWizardOfMudd]

60. Vane

[DS1]

61. Two things.

1) It's spelled "vain".
2) Is your needless complaining about my alleged vanity any less vain?

[SOteric]

63. You're at the top of my list of assbuckets.

And, in fact, - you fill in slots 2 through 25 as well.

What more could a dude want? :7

[DS1]

66. Are those buckets stackable rubbermaids?

This is important.

[Misunderestimator]

64. List of most pathetic, vain attempts at gaining attention...

Oh.. just KIDDING... I don't even know you :) :bounce::bounce::bounce:

[nini]

65. does anyone even know I exist??

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


You'd be on my list honey! but I'm not gonna tell ya which list that is!

:hug: