**Bumper Stickers**

[sus]

political or funny. or both.

real:

"Honk if something falls off"

or make believe:

"Dry Humping is Not a Crime"

[sus]

1. so far my favorite has been:

"I wonder if you'd drive any better with that CELL PHONE up your ASS"

[LynneSin]

2. Jesus Loves You: But everyone else thinks you're an asshole

:D

[sus]

3. Rosemary's Baby On Board

[GOPisEvil]

4. My favorite on my own vehicle: Police States Suck

[Richardo]

5. "If you can read this, you're not the President"

:D

[sus]

6. friends of my parents had one on the back of their 1963 VW bug:

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN PASSED BY 42 HORSEPOWER

[Bertha Venation]

7. I just put two replacements on last night:

"BUSH LIED - REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER"

"It takes more than a chrome fish, pal"

[Bronco69]

9. "It takes more than a chrome fish, pal"

I like that! I might have to get me one of those! :-)

[Bertha Venation]

15. here's where to get it

http://www.cafeshops.com/theangryliberal.8028373

The Angry Liberal -- check out the site, not just the shops.

[Bronco69]

17. Cool!

Thanks! :-)

[Fenris]

8. "God Bless My Pants"

[Burma Jones]

If Evolution is Outlawed, Only Outlaws will Evolve

And -

In a Time of Universal Deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act

[sus]

10. This car is not abandoned

[GOPisEvil]

12. In case of rapture, can I have your car?

[sus]

13. Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite.

[sus]

11. George W. Bush is a punk-ass chump

[GOPisEvil]

14. Great political bumperstickers and other items here!

www.seeyageorge.com

Based right here in Austin. I hear they are opening a retail store soon! :thumbsup:

[sus]

18. I never received my moveon.org bumperstickers.

I guess I'll have to buy more.
:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

21. The outlet store is open. But the grand opening is this weekend!

I'll pick something up for you if you like. Tell me what you want.

[sus]

25. thanks. looking at them now. these are fantastic!

[GOPisEvil]

28. Let drop me a line, and I'll getcha whatever ya want.

Maybe some stuff ya don't want too. :-)

[Richardo]

36. "2 Unemployed Dems" had a booth at the State Convention...

...but I never saw anyone there. :shrug:

Too bad - I like their stuff.

[sus]

16. last fall, a friend of mine had the following note left on her windshield:

You Libaral piece of shit. Make sure you talk to God About your Great Bumper Stickers. Enjoy Hell, Asshole. If you Don't like your country Get the Fuck-out. I will help you pack you pussy.

P.S. Nice Car - Faggot

[GOPisEvil]

19. Nice Christian attitude there.

[sus]

22. yep. she shrugged it off, but i wanted to have handwriting analysis done

hunt him down like a dog in the street and kick him till he was dead.

I have spent my life going to church. lotta good it did me! :)

[GOPisEvil]

24. I went to church my whole life (until 18) too.

I'm just another heathen now. :D But, I know real Christianity when I see it.

[Richardo]

32. Off subject, but sus is one of the most consistently funny posters here...

hunt him down like a dog in the street and kick him till he was dead

I'm snickering out loud (SOL) (Trying to keep it down here in the cube farm.)

[NoPasaran]

27. Wonder if that freeper had a chrome fish n/t

[central scrutinizer]

35. I can top that

Due to my Darwin evolving fish bumper sticker, somebody left an entire Bible and a long handwritten screed about creationism under my windshield wiper. It wasn't hateful like your example, just an incredible waste of time since I read about one sentence, then tossed it.

[phillybri]

20. "This Town Sucks"

My wife and I were dying...:-)

[sus]

23. hahaha! i want one!

[sus]

26. BAN ALL BUMPERSTICKERS!!

[LynneSin]

31. How about we just ban you

:eyes:

:pals:

:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

29. God Masturbates

Jesus Hates Me

Keep Music Evil

Kids Love Satan

(These are on my old guitar case)

[sus]

30. Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten

[LynneSin]

33. Look - the pretty kitty is going to die

[mac56]

34. "Anybody Else For President"

"Is It Just Me, Or Does Radio Suck Around Here?"

My two favorite recent sightings.

[JM]

37. 1) "End Iraqtile Dysfunction"

2) "Mission Accomplished = Premature Iraqulation"
3) "This is what we get when led by a Bush, a Dick, and a Colin"
4) "If you can read this, you're a member - Regional Union of Mobile Proctologists"

JM

[Maestro]

38. Here are two

[Mr. McD]

39. 43% of all statistics are useless.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Don't Be Sexist. Broads Hate That!

Warning! Dates on Calendar are closer than they appear.

[sus]

40. my friend went to see F9/11 and saw, "I hate Bush so much that I shave"

on a tshirt.

[NightTrain]

41. In the early 90s, I had this one in my rear window:

WARNING! SIGN IN REAR WINDOW BLOCKS DRIVER'S VISION.