Anyone care to give me a synopsis of the next 1.5 week's current events?

[pagerbear]

I'm leaving for a week's vacation on Wednesday night, so I'd like to know what will be going on.

[havocmom]

1. Good guess would be SSDD

have a good time and don't worry about the mess the world is in. We'll keep it here til you get home!

:hi:

[pagerbear]

2. What about DU controversies?

[havocmom]

5. havocmom perdicts same ol same ol and KITTIES!

bar will open on time
GOPisevil will get disorderly
some wizard or another will be rude
NSMA will slap a wizard upside of the head for being rude
Pitt will be pithy
ZombyWolf will lead a stampede of yaks against any freeper attacks
DS1 will be ahead in all polls
a newbie will ask what Pickles and SCOTUS means
a lot of cartoons and photos will be posted making fun of dimson
a bunch of us will have insomnia and post really strange things
Demman will be polite and supportive
We will all be supportive and helpful to DUers with crisis to deal with
Mopaul will ask a lot of questions to get us thinking outside the box
CatWoman and SoCalDem will keep things moving when they get slow
havocmom will be verbose and make lots of typos
And there will be KITTIES

[pagerbear]

6. Sounds like it will be a great time

...and you won't even notice I'm not there! :-(

[havocmom]

7. (((((pagerbear))))) we will notice your absence

and enjoy all the postcards you send! LOL

[King Of Paperboys]

3. I will be tombstoned on Friday.

It will be a total misunderstanding, wherein I call someone a mother-humping FReeper. It will turn out that someone is sleeping with three different moderators, and I'll be banished to Hannity's forum.

[Speck Tater]

4. Give me next week's Wall Street numbers while you're at it.

And all the winning lotto numbers from around the world.