Think Britney's been looking plumper lately? She might be eating for two!

[cheezus]

via fark:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040627/140/ewrqu.html

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Oh Mother! Britney Spears Pregnant Claim

Pop star Britney's shock engagement may reportedly be because the singer is pregnant. The US singer announced last week she was to marry Kevin Federline, which she celebrated by splashing out £30,000 on new clothes for him.But the News of the World says Britney is expecting a child at Christmas and so wants to be married to him by November.

The wedding will be her second, after her 55-hour marriage to childhood sweetheart Jason Alexander in January.

The driving force behind the marriage is the singer's mother, Lynne, who doesn't want her to have a baby out of wedlock.

A Britney insider told the paper: "Her mum has taken control now.

"She's let Britney do what she wanted in the past but now she wants everything done by the book.

"That's why they got engaged first, rather than get married like Britney did before."

[King Of Paperboys]

1. She's never been svelte

But a baby is going to ruin that bod.

It's over, Britney. Get a good money manager and walk away.

[aquart]

2. Isn't another girl pregnant with a child of his?

Does Federline NEVER use a condom?

[mzmolly]

4. Reeeeally!

*sheesh*

[Fenris]

5. Yeah, he actually already has one child with another woman

and she is pregnant with a second.

What a scumbag.

[GOPisEvil]

6. Actually, this is child # 2 with his ex squeeze.

He already has a daughter.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. Yep...this guy makes Tommy Lee look like Sting...n/t

[Fenris]

3. Rosemary's baby!

KILL IT before it can sing!:evilgrin:

[CatWoman]

11. oops!!!

you did it again!!!

:D

[Fenris]

13. Dammit Midori! I was trying to drink something!

Now it's all over my monitor!:D

[Beaverhausen]

7. and don't forget Britney told us to support the president

what an idiot. So glad she's breeding.

[Blue Gardener]

16. One of the highlights of F-9/11

The scene with Britney proving to us what an air-headed bimbo she is.

[Bombtrack]

8. She's trying to out-crazy J. Lo

Nothing would be more unexpected than marrying me Britney.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

10. Isn't she sterile?

Being only 10% organic and all...

[Lavender Brown]

12. She did this interview a few months ago

where she said she didn't want to be one of those women who wait til late in life to marry and have kids - "like, when they're 30." :eyes:

Of course, at the rate she's going, 30 won't be looking too good for her.

[drb]

14. Has she been Cheney-ing around? eom

[HornBuckler]

15. Call Me Funky But, What A Sloot

That's The Way We Say SLUT Around Here. Now, I Know Love Is Love Blah Blah Blah. But If You Got Gabillions Of Dollars And A Smoking Hot Body, Why In The Love Of Hell Would You Hook Up With A Dude That Already Has A Kid And Let Him Knock You Up?

Two Words DUMB ASS