Misheard lyrics not mentioned in past threads

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Me first:

Actual: "Everybody have fun tonight, everybody Wang Chung tonight"
Heard: "Everybody have funk tonight, everybody went jump tonight"

Oddly, it was a DU thread that showed me the error of my ways.

[SaveElmer]

1. Culture Club

Instead of "Karma Chameleon"

I thought it was "Become a Comedian"

[LowerManhattanite]

2. Jimi's version of "All Along The Watchtower"

Actual lyric: "Businessman they drink my wine...Plow men dig my earth
Heard lyric: "Businessman they drink my wine...Come and take my 'erb (as in pot)

[fudge stripe cookays]

3. "Things We Do For Love" 10cc

Actual: "And you're feeling like a part of you is dyin..."

Heard: "And you're feeling like a pot of humans dyin..."

What can I say. I was 10.

[Gothic Sponge]

4. Blinded by the light

Wrapped up like a douche

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Another one

"Ma Baker" from Boney M:

Actual: "Ma Baker, she taught her four sons"
Heard: "Ma Baker, victorious for some"

[wryter2000]

6. Papa was a rolling stone

And when he died, all he left us was a loan.