HEyHEY doesn't deem you worthy of tandem beer swilling

[jpgray]

I have it on good authority, trust me. He hates you. But then, I don't like you either.

[Raven]

1. I know...

and I'm a nice person. ;(

[matcom]

2. asshole

:D

how could you NOT want to have a beer with MOI?

i mean....

REALLY!

:P



J/K of course

[Raven]

3. Poor Matt! Don't you know? Hasn't anybody told you?

It's the...it's your...damn, I just can't say it!

[jpgray]

4. Face it--without your stair-climbing ass you are nothing to us (nt)

[matcom]

5. i suspected everybody just loved me for my ASS

now i know x(

[Blue-Jay]

8. Even *I* wouldn't have a beer with matcom.

unless I got to frisk him first. I have it on good authority that he likes a good frisking.

[Nikia]

6. Could someone clue me in on why I'm not liked?

OK maybe not. Sometimes I don't really like to hear the true answer to questions like that.

[jpgray]

7. Quit your job, abandon your family and friends, and spend more time here

Also, you must go to the bandwith dungeon and slay the sig-image-eating monster that has abducted matcom's ass.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

9. Figures..........

He must know I'm after all his women.

[jpgray]

10. He has to dress in an intimidating way to fend 'em off, I hear (nt)

[CrownPrinceBandar]

11. He's so provacative!!!!!!

He's hip and today! That's OK, he probably drinks Moosehead, and I can't stand the skunky piss!

[Don_G]

12. Oh Well

I don't care much for Canadian beer anyway...too sweet for my tastes.

I suppose I'll just have to swill my Kentucky bourbon with my cat then.

[jpgray]

13. My history teacher used to sit outside, swill bourbon and shoot squirrels

Mostly at the same time.