Roll Reversal: Post as a Freeper that just saw F9/11

[Gothic Sponge]

I just saw that fat pinko Michael (trader) Moore's "film!" Why doesn't he just join Saddam and the other terrorist! Instead he poisons our precious bodily fluid's with his "i hate America" propaganda! I'm so mad right now! I need to abuse some small puppies or kittens! I guess i'll get in the pickup and go buy me some guns at Walmart! Vote Bush!



I feel so dirty! ;)

[Richardo]

1. You and you commie scum budie Michael More think you so smrt

When you try to leaunch you're coup de tau you'll have another think coming when me and my true American brothers in arms go tow-to-tow with you and smackdown you morans and you're traitorus DEMONRAT freinds!

F 9/11 is nothing but lies and camera tricks showing our PResident sitting there. How do we know it's sinked up properly? WHat should he do, get up in a panic, scare the kids, run around the room 7 times screaming at the top of his lungs? IT's either one or the other, DEMONRATS!

I think he handled it like a true leader.

[Tom Kitten]

2. These morans who HATE America don't not have not a clue!

Don't they kno Michael Moore is a big fat idiut and is trying to cause a coupe de tau?
Prof they are scum and want the terrors in AlkaHeeda to win!

[HornBuckler]

6. You aint no true freeeper

usin that "coupe de tau" frenchy frog shit talk! :)

[Gothic Sponge]

26. Yeah Mr. Frenchy!

We will show you.... with our Freedom Fries!

[King Of Paperboys]

3. die libruls

you think you so smrat you hate amreica well i lick my comb all the time and i love amreica and its not funny!!!

wel'l fix yor wagon and settle yor hash for you and youl'l be in a camp in gidmo and see how you like it!!!

i cant serve in the servace becuz i got a bum leg also my sister is sick but i have guns!!!

evry time i lick my comb i will bretend its a librul i am licking off the face of the earth and god bless w!!!!

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. I jas sawed fairnhaight 9-11 and im confuzed

Why was mikal more all green and hanging round with a bitty little horse that sounds like eddie murphy? I no the litel biddy horse is usposed to repreznt the demoncratic party but why all then heethen fairy taile images?

I don get it...

Libruls is so stoopid!

[WoodrowFan]

17. BOL!

glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that!

[slinkerwink]

5. It's all staged! Everything in that damn movie is staged!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

7. You know what?

Moore is just USING American people. He is USING them to furhter his own agenda and anyone who beleives him I feel sorry for. I do. Because he has got some kind of venjetta against Bush and I dont undertsand why, epsecially about 9/11 when he did so good. anyone who has gone passed the 4th grade can tell he has an agenda and is just bush bashing which has beocome like the favortie sport of EVEYRONE on this country who has just LOSSED their MIND.

[mourningdove92]

8. For All u Demon Infested Libruls out there who are pouring

money down a rat hole seeing F911... I have just three words for you.

CLINTONS PENIS
CLINTONS PENIS
CLINTONS PENIS
CLINTONS PENIS

SO THERE

[bloodyjack]

9. were was jacky chan??????

i came too see jacky chan and i did not get too see jacky chan

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Dammed unamerican hogwashticles

I saw just sawed the movie, and I have to come here and say how much the movie is fill of lies. Event he facts he uses are dammed lies, and the lies are just lies about lies like his hero Klintoon. Bush wasn't even in DC on 9-11 so wha't he talking about? he was with kids in Florida, God bless him. michael "trater" Moore is just that - a traittor. How do I know that? I sawed the movie, and since everything in it is lies, that means he's a traiterr. I'm sure the Saddam's of the world are resting more easily now that they know america's rezolve is mostly gone cuz iof lying pinko commie fat libruls like moore, the traittore. In the entier movie there wasn't one bit of anything that was factual, excepting showing our graet leader readingh a book to kids in Florida, where his brother lives; taht was true. But everything else in the movie is a lie! LIES!! In fact, it wass o full of lies I walked out afetr 5 minutes, i couldn't take it any mroe, and demanded my money back from the welfare queen minority bitch at the ticket counter whos trying to take my guns away so she can get more free baby formula for her babies that all come from differnt men cuz she's proably not married or nothing.

I'm so livid and angry that this movie was allowed to be made and produced and is being shown! Thankfully, everyone who's seeing it is a good Bush supporter who are going just to see what the enemeies of the states is doing.

[DrWeird]

11. I don't know what such a post would look like.

I've seen people who claim they've seen the film, but it's only the stuff that they've seen on the previews, or read about in the reviews. Some times they get it mixed up with stuff from BFC, which I'm sure they haven't seen either.

[SarahB]

12. I hate Democraps!

or "Gee whiz, this sure is a movie for those DUmmies! Now has anyone seen my teeth?"

[Gothic Sponge]

15. I'll buy you some new teeth at Walmart

I'm also gonna buy me another American flag to put on my pickup! That will make 16 flags on my truck! I'll show them liberals that i'm more patriotic than any of them combined!

[gristy]

13. oh mi fod, it's a;; lyes!!!

O thos stinckin demikratt peeces og sit, mi hod, thay r th wurst, u no?

[Padraig18]

14. Bet those maggot-infested, long-haired Democraps just LOVED it!

I'd take mah gun and line 'em all up agin' a wall and shoot 'em, like any God-fearing Amurkun would, if it wadn't fer the librul SOO-preme Court a-sayin' we cain't!

(God, that felt CREEPY!)

[WoodrowFan]

16. too many big wurds.

I'll wait till Rush says what to think about it before I comment.

[Gothic Sponge]

18. Yeah, who needs reading and thinking big thoughts?

We will just wait for Rush to give us are orders!

[LTR]

19. Well...what did you expect him to do in that classroom???

He calmly collected his thoughts before he took action, unlike that KKKlintoon who would have dropped a nuke on New York.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

20. RIGHT!

What did you WANT him to do you libruls? Scream and yell and scare the kiddies or stay there and make all the kiddies a target too?

Wait....

[Gothic Sponge]

22. Don't think too hard!

That's how them liberal try and trick you! They throw facts and statistics at you to confuse ya! We know if he left that classroom those kids would have been traumatized for life! Just think those poor kids would have never heard "My pet goat." I myself haven't read "my pet goat" because i don't like those intellectual books!

[Neshanic]

21. Why is it called farenheight? Whats that some frenchy talk?

We just saw that crap. Me and the missus went to that show, i was gonna eat a bowl of chili before and clear the place, but Nadine said no, we was gonna just sit there and ask The Lord to change them minds, but it was not to be i guess judging from the crowd wooping it up. They were wild eyed just like our Commander in Chief said.

You can't make them birkenstokerers and them armpit hair people, with the gays understand. We had to leave early as one of them crunchy white things on the dots got lodged under my plate, so I was not in the best of sorts, especially being in that den of liebrals.

[Bluebear]

23. Stop this Coo De Tau! Let's set up blockade's! Whose with me?

[Blue-Jay]

24. LALALALALALALA...

I DO NOT HEAR THE TRUTH LALALALALALALALA!

[mourningdove92]

25. hehehe

good one

[dadstired]

27. there was some exploshuns

but I din't see no Kung-Fu or boobies!

(Haven't been able to see it yet as I have a hyper-active 4 year old that gives me my namesake.)

[Gothic Sponge]

28. Welcome to DU!

:)

[livinginphotographs]

29. *head explodes*

n/t

[VOX]

30. This thang's propagandy an' if'n Kerry wins, 'Murka is DOOMED!!!!

It's anti FREEDOM and 'Murka ain't about that. Wer bringin' FREEDM to the whole world a country at a time!!!!

GOD Bles presydunt Bush!!!

[philosophie_en_rose]

31. Hyuk. Hyuk. I posed as a DUmber!

I bought me twelve million of those tickets and then I turned around and told them George W. Bush is my one and only true American love.

That'll teach them DUmbers, because if I block the theatre, burn tickets I bought myself, and censor movies - no one will see the movie.

:P

[TryingToWarnYou]

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(Hope everyone got the joke ;-) )

[richmwill]

33. These dang people...

Have ZERO respect for the office of the President! How un-American can you get, talking like that about a President of the United States? Oh by the way- who's coming with me to freep Bill Clinton's book signing? We're gonna bring all kinds of signs, call him every name in the book, yell at him as he walks past, and just have a yee-haw foot-stompin good time!