Whats your favorite saying or pick up line?

[GhostThatWalks]

Mine is "If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off."

[TlalocW]

1. One girlfriend got this in a bar

You remind me of a bass. I can't decide whether I want to eat you or mount you.

She didn't appreciate my laughing out loud at that, but I had never heard it before, and it was extremely funny in its hopelessness in actually working.

TlalocW

[Rowdyboy]

2. "I'd like to turn you upside down

and lick you like a fudgesickle"

[x-g.o.p.er]

3. Hey, baby, what's your sign? I'm a feces....

I'm told people laugh at that

[bloodyjack]

4. You must be tired

because you've been running through my mind all night.

[11 Bravo]

5. Let's get something straight between us.

Hey! It worked once!

[RoeBear]

6. You know how your hair would look nice?

On my pillow.

(if you use this line and it works, I get a percentage)

[Insider]

7. don't break nothin'

:shrug:

[AlecBGreen]

8. I know milk is supposed to do a body good....

but DAMN GIRL, HOW MUCH MILK HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKIN?!

[GhostThatWalks]

9. Another good one i think.

Are you a baker? Cause those are some good lookin' buns.

[MrScorpio]

10. Hi, How you're doing?

You know. I couldn'f resist coming over to talk to you.

You know I think that you're very beautiful...

etc., etc., etc.,

[MalachiConstant]

11. do you wash your clothes with windex?

because i can see myself in your pants.