I need a lover that won't drive me crazy...

[SarahB]

Someone to thrill me, and then go away.

(Or maybe not go away. Or maybe just give me a nice backrub or something.) :crazy:

Applications may be picked up on frustration.com :7

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

1. Want me to send my husband your way?

You didn't specify gender...

[SarahB]

2. Male is preferable.

Is he housebroken?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

3. Oh yeah

very well trained. Had him for 14 years. He IS 36, though, too old?

[SarahB]

4. I've had mine for 14 years too.

He's 41, so 36 is rather new and fresh. :D

I should also note, we're currently under "trying to get out of it mode".

[arcane1]

5. A-men to that!

:D

[SarahB]

7. Dude!

:D

[arcane1]

11. Dudette!

:P

[Amaya]

6. When you find one

send him my way... would ya? :)

[SarahB]

8. I'm not sharing...

unless you promise to be extra nice. :P

[Amaya]

15. You know i'm a big meanie

;)

[CrownPrinceBandar]

9. What about the crazy, singing German guy..............

from Dolo's post. He certainly has enough energy!

*Maya-HEEEE, Maya-HAAAA...*

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

10. Ooooo yeah he'd do you up right!

[MikeG]

12. Have you tried eharmony.com?

I heard someone met their husband there.

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. And I also here they match you up based on several facets of

compatibility. Hmmmm...you might have something there.

And I think it was Becky who met her husband Tom there or something. ;)

[MikeG]

14. Was she already married to him?

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. I don't know. I heard tell she lost him a few years back in the tool

department at Sears. But that could be heresay. :shrug:

[SarahB]

19. It's too soon for that.

I'm trying to get rid of one. I have no intentions of trying to get another one anytime soon. I don't think I would ever get married again unless I was with someone for quite some time and we both had some incredible urge to spawn. Otherwise- no way (even then, I'm not so sure)! Monogamy is great- marriage feels like a damned trap.

[zbdent]

17. Pat Benetar or John Cougar?

Or is it John Cougar Mellencamp?

Or John Mellencamp?

Or is it some symbol?

I'm so confused!!!

[nini]

18. if you find him... see if he has a brother!

I feel for ya SarahBelle!