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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 10:39 AM
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If I pulled down my under wear and asked you to scratch my butt
would you? cause it itches

DDQM
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 10:40 AM
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1. No, but I'll buy you one of these.
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 10:41 AM
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3. thanks
I know I can count on you. I am surfing my desk today, and I hate sitting for long periods

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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 10:41 AM
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2. Not even if I had...
Edward Scissorhands.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 10:42 AM
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4. I'd call the Orkin man!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 10:45 AM
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5. Oh hey.... isn't he the actor on Without a Trace?
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 10:47 AM
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6. I don't know.....
but here he fights pests not crime.
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 10:52 AM
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7. No wonder
all those crabs crawling around.
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 10:57 AM
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8. on sunday I was out cutting grass
and my wife yelled something to me from upsatairs window. My response was to drop my drawers. All I heard was demman you are gonna get arreseted. I was trying to offend the freeps in the neighborhood.

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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 10:58 AM
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9. I'd probably just give you a bottle of this


Since obviously those little guys are making you scratch!!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 11:00 AM
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10. Read the sigline
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 12:04 PM
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11. Not sure . . .
what's the prices for locations?
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 12:09 PM
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12. just let me change the bit
on my Dremel (tm)!
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-29-04 12:16 PM
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13. ouch


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