Guy walks into a bar...

[bif]

A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR, SITS DOWN, AND SAYS, "BARTENDER, GOT ANY SPECIALS
TODAY?"

"YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT WE HAVE A NEW DRINK INVENTED BY A GYNECOLOGIST
PATRON OF OURS. IT IS A MIX OF PABST BLUE RIBBON BEER AND SMIRNOFF VODKA."

"WHAT THE HECK DO YOU CALL THAT?"
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.
.
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"A PABST SMIR."

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Don't quit your day job. n/t

[htuttle]

2. A horse walks into a bar...

...bartender says, "Why the long face?"

[htuttle]

3. A skeleton walks into a bar...

...says, "I'd like a beer, and a mop."

[htuttle]

4. A priest, a rabbi and an Irishman walk into a bar...

...bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"

Thank you, thank you. Please tip your waitresses generously!

[petronius]

5. So this baby seal walks into a club...

(This is a bad joke thread, right?)

[Cocoa]

6. a jumper cable walks into a bar

bartender says, don't try starting anything.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. A dyslexic walks into a bra.

[Blue-Jay]

8. A guys walks into a bar. It's empty except for

the bartender. He orders a drink, and as the bartender is turned around making it, he hears a voice that says "Hey. Nice pants." The guy looks around but doesn't see anyone. He asks the bartender "Did you just hear that voice? Where did it come from?"

The bartender replies "From the peanuts. They're complimentary."

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. A guy covered in black dirt and carrying a pickaxe walks into a bar.

Barman says, "Sorry, we can't serve miners here."