So what does a Lickey Lackey make in D.C.?

[burythehatchet]

You know, the guy whose job it is to pat down Wolfie's hair after the saliva has been applied.

Do you suppose its a good career? What track does it put you on? I mean, what other neat jobs can I look forward to if I start out as a lickey lackey? Asswiping Monkey, Snot Spotter....??....what else?

[On the Road]

1. Are You Considering Appying for the Job?

You could get some great inside information. Nothing like being a fly on the wall.

[burythehatchet]

3. Yeah. I just wanna be sure its a good career path

I would even carry around a bucket of of my own saliva. Gawd that reminds me of a SNL skit from yeas ago.

[trof]

2. You could join the Combover Corps.

They always looking for a few good men.
I understand there is a lot of discipline involved, but you get to wear that universally recognized and respected Gold Comb, peeking out of your breast pocket.
That'll get you past a lot of velvet ropes.

[burythehatchet]

4. I don't know if I could handle all the celebrity

I'm just a simple guy who has excess saliva and an urge to fix the hair of despotic maniacs.