UPS just brought my DS1

[LynneSin]

I didn't order DS1, is he returnable? Is he here to save me? Please advise!

[catmandu57]

1. Lynne I'm so flattered

I'm being parodied, damn you made my day, thanks.

[LynneSin]

2. I'm sure you'd rather have a DS1 than a DSL

:eyes:

[DS1]

10. Yeah, I can do parlor tricks and hack into your neighbor's wireless

Free DSL and cheap bar glass tricks, can't beat it.

[SOteric]

3. Possibly you've gotten my shipment.

Please repackage and send to my address, C.O.D.

[LynneSin]

4. Well, I should take him out and let him use the potty first

And I'll find a fresh box to ship him in, this one is somewhat soiled

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. Don't forget to poke a couple of holes...

you know what can happen...;)

[LynneSin]

6. I know - they forgot on the original box

and they didn't give him any water - he was all wilted

[DS1]

7. oh, I know what can happen

I get something caught in one of those holes, and then the blood supply gets cut off, and sheesh, it's not a pretty picture!

Toss a couple dirty magazines in the box though, would ya? And maybe a beer or seven

[LynneSin]

9. SOTeric lives on the left coast

that's a long trip with no bathroom. You might want to skip the beers

[DS1]

13. make them bottles.

twist off, if you don't mind.

[DS1]

12. Can I bring a coat?

Luggage holds in your given 757 are pretty ~cold~

Or you could just charter me a jet. Bill it to Bill.

[DS1]

8. Consider yourself blessed

Now box me up and ship me to the next stop on the list.

RMA #2441
Church of DS1

[southpaw]

11. Sorry, classified in the DMZ, gotta go ASAP, you know strictly BYOB...