Fuck it...I'm voting for "Dog Bites Man" and I'm going to give you links

[KoKo]

for this...well I can't find the links..but a dog who bites a man is better than anything I've seen in the last few months.

That dude might just begin to get something done. :-(

[prodigal_green]

1. My dog

bit somebody on his walk tonight (even though I warned the person that my dog bites).

You can write in "Hank"

[KoKo]

2. My dog "Flop" because of his ears would have been a great candidate.

Loyal, Loving and a Populist. He never met a person he didn't like or could lap up to. Everyone loved him. He loved everyone.

A good trait for a politician. Flop was loved by me the most...but was a "true dog and a true politician."

[democracyindanger]

3. Feh

I'm voting for "Man Bites Dog".

Now that's a guy who'll get something done.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103905/