MEN: Have You Ever Combed Your Hair With SPIT?

[Stephanie]

Poll question: MEN: Have You Ever Combed Your Hair With SPIT?

[Fenris]

1. Not once, but I'm also not a minion of Satan.

[DenverDem]

20. I was gonna say, "no, but I haven't facilitated mass murder, either"

but your way is more comprehensive.

[yzf_flyer]

22. It would never work for me...

My hair is down past my shoulder blades. I could never build up enough spit to even try. Maybe if I got rabies.

[Worst Username Ever]

2. Like maybe when I was 8.

[Don_G]

3. I Sneezed On My Hairbrush Once

:shrug:

[Sporadicus]

4. Nor Have I Ever

grown a head full of greasy hair and put my greasy comb in my mouth:puke:

[Radical Activist]

5. No, but my Mom did when I was a kid

I always hated that!

[Octafish]

6. Only a comblicking despotic lickspittle would stoop so low.

Having one's entire career in disservice boiled down to one sick episode of self-grooming somehow seems a most just way to be remembered. Couldn't happen to a nicer nutjob.



"A little dab'll do ya!"

[Junkdrawer]

7. Mommys comb their "wittle boys" hair with spit....

Works great on dried chocolate too.

But grown men, nahh...

[KittyWampus]

8. My Cats Felix & Trixie Voted Yes.

Lots of spit and paw action.

I am female though. :)

[Kolesar]

9. "now spit on that cowlick" was a line from "the Unsinkable Molly Brown"

I think it is the only line I remember. Well, they characters were supposed to be a bunch of hicks.

[flamingyouth]

10. Is he married? Have kids?

That's the thing that keeps haunting me now.

[cprise]

11. I wonder if he attracts flies?

[seabeyond]

12. bigger question, have you ever licked a comb

huge.............eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

[burythehatchet]

13. What are talking about....licked....

he blew that comb

[seabeyond]

19. ew ew ew

i havent seen the movie just heard he stuck a comb in his mouth. have been thinking on and off about it whenever i see the face picturing him sticking a comb in his mouth

but whatever blew that comb means, sound just as gross. spit on it? ew ew ew

[Randypiper]

14. No

I use buttered toast

[Stephanie]

18. Welcome to DU!

You made me LOL

[Swamp Rat]

15. It wasn't spit in the normal sense because he is not human.

He's an alien lizard. You were witnessing a normal behavior pattern that this particular alien lizard forgot to conceal. Observation of quirky behavior is one we can spot them... if we are going to stop the invasion!

Don't vote for Bush*! He's an alien lizard!!!

Grok


edit: Alien lizards are better at grammer than I.

[Kali]

21. LOL

soda through the nose - whats that? STTN?

[Swamp Rat]

33. "STTN???!!!" Oh NO! The Alien Lizards have caught on to me... AHHHHH!!!

RUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!! They're gonna "STTN" me!!!!

[PartyPooper]

16. No. But, I've shined my shoes with spit!

Ever hear of "spit-shine" ?

:D

[htuttle]

17. Yeah, what of it, boyeee?

Herbert Kornfeld, aka 'H-Dog',
Accounts Receivable Supervisor

[Sparkly]

23. My husband is balding so he shaves his head but

I do have to say that I can never look at Wolfowitz again without going "Ewwwww!!!"

[mellowinman]

24. My hair is like four feet long

I don't have that much spit.

[MrSlayer]

25. Cheney NO!

How gross was that?

[spanone]

26. Wolfowitz is so creepy, and now this hair spit thing.....

[LTR]

27. What's a comb?

I like buzzcuts. :)

[opihimoimoi]

28. EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW went the audience I was in

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Yucky and GROSS

That Ross Perot wanna be look alike was Mr Evil himself.

[Poiuyt]

29. When I was little, I used to use butchwax

It was like Vasoline

[Cat Atomic]

30. I almost gagged when that creep sucked his comb, I swear.

[Oddman]

31. Truly one of the creepiest moments in the movie . . .

I shudder when I think of it . . .


Wolfospitz

[against all enemies]

32. I have some spit for him.

[Jaybird]

34. no....

but i once dumped some beer on my head while at a bar....i wanted to get the wet look.......oh, how i miss those days when i had enough hair to do that.

[Hubert Flottz]

35. I'd have to hock a hell of a lugie!

My hair is down to my George Bush!(Asshole)

I'd be glad to spit on Wolfie though! A pig green pearl in fact!

[Lefty48197]

36. No - Wolfowitz licked my comb once, but I threw it away.

Talk about disgusting.

[gulliver]

37. Funny it takes something like that to show Wolfy's true colors.

Wolfowitz is a key architect in the neocon vision of a greater Middle East, and he doesn't know enough to use a water fountain to wet his comb. Wolfowitz scares me. He and Cheney strike me as literally crazy.

[Stephanie]

39. That's ALL it takes. People know creepy when they see creepy.

That's Moore's genius. Wolfowitz is slime and he revealed it for the whole world to see. That's what Moore did. Just showed them for who they are.

[peekaloo]

38. inspired by Alfalfa from the Little Rascals.