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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:03 AM Original message |
I am a psychiatrist who gives free advice...ask me anything. |
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bowens43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:09 AM Response to Original message |
1. Are the American people out of their freaking minds? |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:18 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. yes. but don't you worry your pretty little head about that. |
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bullimiami (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:11 AM Response to Original message |
2. am i crazy? |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:17 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. yes, i'm afraid you are, dear. |
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MsUnderstood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:21 AM Response to Original message |
5. My boss/friend/cousin is a narcissist |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:24 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. I think you'd do best to quote the words of Christ. Repeat after me: |
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commander bunnypants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:22 AM Response to Original message |
6. why did I become and MSW? |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:24 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. dear, you are incoherent. have another drink. |
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commander bunnypants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:26 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. social worker |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:27 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. WHAT did you call me! I have a P.H. freaking D. sweetie! |
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commander bunnypants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:29 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. no me a social worker |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:30 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. where am i? who are you and why are you wearing my shoes?? |
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commander bunnypants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:31 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. ??????? |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:33 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. wellll..okay, but i don't think green is really your color. |
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Guy_Montag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:36 AM Response to Original message |
15. I keep having these thoughts about my mother... |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:39 AM Response to Reply #15 |
21. well..i'm afraid you're going to have to kill her. you need closure. |
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Guy_Montag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:42 AM Response to Reply #21 |
23. Thank you, |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:43 AM Response to Reply #23 |
24. God Speed. Be sure to lift her wallet, too. |
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Guy_Montag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 11:26 AM Response to Reply #24 |
25. I better take the bolt-cutters so I can get the rings off her |
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truthspeaker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:36 AM Response to Original message |
16. I smoke an ounce of weed a week and I'm still smarter than GW Bush. |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:38 AM Response to Reply #16 |
18. smoke more weed, dude. (duh) |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 11:42 AM Response to Reply #16 |
30. Dude you could give yourself a "Do-at-home" lobotomy |
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Loonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:37 AM Response to Original message |
17. So was Freud full of crap or what? |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:38 AM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Freud frequently mixed plaids with floral patterns. YOU do the math... |
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Beware the Beast Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:38 AM Response to Original message |
19. I cannot keep my desk organized- |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 09:40 AM Response to Reply #19 |
22. yes. that and the fact that you fear the neat freak drag queen that lives |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 11:33 AM Response to Original message |
26. My big stressors have gone away - why still panic attacks? |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:30 PM Response to Reply #26 |
38. What I would like to suggest is some |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 11:35 AM Response to Original message |
27. I have a Spanish accent pronouncing the S's that won't go away. |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:31 PM Response to Reply #27 |
40. oh please, honey. who DOESN'T want to have sex with a platypus in drag |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 11:36 AM Response to Original message |
28. IF you have a split personality |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:33 PM Response to Reply #28 |
42. yes, you are. why, you ask? |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 01:34 PM Response to Reply #42 |
53. wow |
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Corgigal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
29. I think my pets |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:34 PM Response to Reply #29 |
43. well, first they open their ungrateful little jaws and clamp their razor- |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
31. why oh why oh why oh why oh why did i ever leave ohio? |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:38 PM Response to Reply #31 |
45. Because that bad man finally let you out of his basement. |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 01:58 PM Response to Reply #45 |
55. dank |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 02:00 PM Response to Reply #55 |
56. I would pursue this line of questioning, but you live just a little too |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 02:03 PM Response to Reply #56 |
58. heh heh heh |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 02:05 PM Response to Reply #56 |
59. by the way, I think that's an old song (why oh why etc) |
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kitkatrose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
32. Why the hell do guys bother me |
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truthspeaker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:11 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. because when you look hot they're intimidated by you |
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kitkatrose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:17 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. That's what my mother says. |
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truthspeaker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:20 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. I'm a guy speaking from experience. |
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kitkatrose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:25 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. Oh, keep trying. |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:29 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. hey you two! get a room! this is an office! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:30 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. Are you channeling your inner Lynne? |
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kitkatrose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:32 PM Response to Reply #37 |
41. Last time I checked an office is a room. |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:36 PM Response to Reply #41 |
44. your deviant Vulcan logic has not place here. this "room" is about |
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kitkatrose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:41 PM Response to Reply #44 |
47. Awwww... poor baby. |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:43 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. oh. so you're saying i'm fat now. NICE. (sob) |
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kitkatrose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:49 PM Response to Reply #48 |
50. You're not fat... |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:52 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. i'm afraid we're out of time. i'm too emotional. |
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kitkatrose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:56 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. Nope. Here ya go. |
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Zolok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
46. Why am I such a flop with chicks? |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 12:44 PM Response to Reply #46 |
49. try referring to them as "ho's" ....they dig that. |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
54. I like wearing my shorts without undies |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-04 02:01 PM Response to Reply #54 |
57. no. but then i'm not a lesbian. |
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