CONFESS!!!!! Have you ever done anything naughty at work?

[LynneSin]

Well, other than posting at DU instead of doing work??

Confess your sins here!!!!

[Az]

1. What? You mean today?

:evilgrin:

[Kahuna]

2. Not at my job.. But at my then boyfriend's job....we..

:evilgrin:

[daveskilt]

3. way back when I worked at taco bell

it wasnt always so cold in those big fridges in the back sometimes it could get fairly hot in there - or better yet once some similar frolicking inside the scoreboard hanging over the basketball court at the BYU Marriott center.

lots of other bad things at taco bell - never never eat at a taco bell if you arent into all those fear factor food challenge things.

[Goldmund]

4. Does having sex...

...with my boss and her daughter at the same time on her desk count?

[LynneSin]

6. I so do NOT want additional details

blech!!!

[Goldmund]

8. Good, I'm too sleepy to make more shit up.

[Jokerman]

5. As a gentleman, I can't provide details but...

let's just say that at my old office, the smile on my face every time I sat down at the boss's big conference table wasn't because I enjoyed his boring meetings.

[sus]

7. when i left my last job, i deleted a spreadsheet that wasn't REQUIRED in

my job description, but would have made it easier for the bitch who took over my accounts. i "lost it" and couldn't retrieve it. golly. i even tried creating a new blank spreadsheet and giving it the same name, saving that and deleting it again and that didn't help either.

it wasn't my finest moment, but i felt better.

[Rhiannon12866]

9. Yes,

I accidentally stuck a pen in my purse and brought it home with me.:shrug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. When I worked at Little Caesar's as a teen

I coughed on someone's pizza...they were being a major pain in the ass.

[Quahog]

11. Not at my current job

But I had a relationship with a woman I worked with in San Diego. It's actually quite amazing in retrospect what we managed to get away with in that office during business hours.

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. What, like masturbate?

:shrug:

[Richardo]

17. You don't have one of those court-approved "pumps" do you?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=102&topic_id=646538 :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. No, I just make like Billy Squier.

[dr.strangelove]

13. Fantasy

I love the protection of anonymous posting.
Way back in the day, when I was still in college, I was working a temp job. My then girlfriend and I cam to the office after a Yankee Game and fulfilled her fantasy of throwing all the stuff of the desk and going at it. I found it pretty uncomfortable and I was very worried about getting caught by some lawyer working late, and getting fired (needed the job to pay for school).

Other than stealing pens and the occasional beer at lunch, thats the worst for me.

[Kitka]

14. I fulfilled a fantasy when I worked <m>

at McDonald’s. Sex on a cold grill before opening, using spatulas as props. Wearing only an apron. It was lovely and naughty.

[GirlinContempt]

15. yes

[TX-RAT]

16. I talk to people on line

About their over weight cats.
Hhheeeyyyy Aaaabbboottttttt.

[LynneSin]

19. Hey, that's my heavy poundage of fur

and you can't have him. Just more of him to :loveya:

[kcwayne]

18. Back in my pornstar days

we were doing a shoot with donkeys, albinos, and lots of jello. During a break in the action it was cold, so I put on a robe that had mixed fibers in it. I knew that I was tempting a lightning bolt from heaven, such such a transgression is punishable by death, but I thought what the hell, its better than walking across the street with a big old woody to get a "pure" robe, and scare the Republicans.

[Xithras]

20. My son was concieved on my office desk

About seven years ago my wife worked just around the corner from my office, and we used to have lunch together almost every day. One day we got a little amorous, and nine months later we had my son as a momento. Full office, middle of the day, my door didn't lock, and my secretary was just outside...it was kind of exciting :evilgrin:

Hmm, my wife is off work for the summer...I should call and ask her to have lunch with me today :)

[Melsky]

21. I don't know where to start

I made flyers for friend's bands on the copy machines at 1,000,000 lame temp jobs. I took bong hits at work (with my boss, so it's ok.) I stole toilet paper. I "accidentally" forwarded an email my boss didn't want to get out. I changed the clock and closed the store a half hour early. I went to work in another dept but actually took a nap in the stockroom. Those are just the mild ones.