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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-04 05:10 PM
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Oh if it were only true...
1LT George W. Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

Dear Individual Ready Reserve Member,

We have reviewed your records and due to remaining unfulfilled obligations in the National Guard, you are being mobilized to fulfill critical work skills for the US Army in Iraq.

You will be contacted shortly with additional details about reporting for active duty.



Donald H. Rumsfeld
Defense Secretary
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Kurt Remarque Donating Member (709 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-04 05:15 PM
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1. tough to imagine any skill that chimp would have to contribute
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-04 05:20 PM
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3. Manual Mine Detector?
Edited on Wed Jun-30-04 05:21 PM by RobertSeattle
There used to be this great gag photo with a guy with his hands over his ears stomping on the ground with the caption "Mine Detector"
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-04 05:20 PM
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4. He could serve for Target practice.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-04 05:19 PM
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2. Hillarious Idea
They should have him clean out the latrines everyday.
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