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Scrotes: Communal showers in my college fraternity house. He had an unusually long scrotum. Radio Johnson: His real name. Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Radio was the big new thing when he was born. Tits: Short for Sister. A nickname for a nickname. Friend of a friend. Uncle Son: My grandfather's older brother. Firstborn. His parents called him Son until grandpa came along. His real name was Leon. Hunch: A guy I knew in college. Real first name Ogden. I have no idea where Hunch came from. Ozero: Fellow squadron pilot in my guard unit. His real first name. Clarence Rufus: One of my closest friends. His real first and middle names. Poor bastard. Peter Kiss: A kid I went to grammar and high school with. Czechoslovakian, I think. It was especially tantalizing when they called the role alphabetically. "Kiss, Peter?"
You got any?
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