Now this is funny.

[Archae]

Remember that "I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General?"

Well, sing this, to that tune.
(Adapted from another message board)

(Bush singing)

I am the minor model of the un-elected president.
I run around and lie and steal and basically make things happen.
I will be rich, I will be great, my exploits will a legend be.
But firstly I must well avoid these lynch mobs chasing after me.

:D