Attention Walmart Shoppers!!!!

[PopSixSquish]

Since Wally-world is the evil empire, here are 12 things you can do at your local store. (found this on another board)

1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

5. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."

6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'

8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

12. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"

[camby]

1. Ha ha, but don't pick on the poor Wal-Mart workers

That's like kicking someone who's already down.

[Unperson 309]

2. NOT Funny!!

Some of the suggestions could get somebody HURT! Not to mention that many are illegal or just on the border of illegal. They target employees who are just trying to get by. :( :( :(

Not funny and I hope you don't EVER find yourself in that situation on either side!

Sheesh.

Whatever happened to letter writing campaigns and boycotts.

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