Those with green or blue eyes, please report

[Snoggera]

to station #3.

Thank you for your cooperation.

[Droopy]

1. I have hazel eyes. Where do I report?

[Snoggera]

2. There's an empty house

next door?

What confusion you have injected in an otherwise simplistic thread!

[HereSince1628]

3. I feel so persecuted...maybe if I had colored contacts I could pass

'Scuse me please we are being segregated here...I gotta get to station number 3

[liberalhistorian]

4. Well, I have blue eyes,

and I have no intention of reporting anywhere. So, whaddaya gonna do about it, huh?????? :evilgrin:

[Snoggera]

5. Look me in the eyes and say that!

uh.............

[charlyvi]

6. What's wrong with brown eyes, huh?

Plenty of songs about us brown eyed people.

Don't you turn my brown eyes blue; I'm a Brown Eyed Girl!!!!

So what's your problem?????? Huh??????

Are we too Amish-like?

[Snoggera]

7. I never said I had anything against the Amish

Brown eyed, now, that's another story.

[charlyvi]

10. Brown eyes

are just blue and hazel eyes that got finished. Nature just kept working at it till they were right!!!

FUCK COLORED CONTACTS!

[jeff30997]

8. Mmmmm...Brown Eyed Girl...

[charlyvi]

14. HA HA HA!

Homer knows that good stuff! And brown eyes go great with blue hair.

[jeff30997]

17. Blue hair???

Aaaaaaaaah!!!

[charlyvi]

27. YES

Much, Much more aesthetic than BLUE eyes!

[flamingyouth]

9. I have greenish-blue eyes

:D

[jeff30997]

12. Well,i guess you're in.

To station #3 please.

[cally]

13. Me too

Depends on what I wear. I have either blue or green eyes. :-)

[flamingyouth]

31. That's like me too

Sometimes they're very blue, other times very green. It just depends on my clothes.:D

[No2W2004]

11. I have both

depending on what color of shirt I'm wearing

hazel eyes do that sort of thing....

[jeff30997]

15. BTW.I have blue eyes too so...

What exactly are we going to do in station #3?

[charlyvi]

16. Brown Eyed People

Will point at you and laugh.

[jeff30997]

20. Impossible.

Brown Eyed People are not allowed in Station #3.:)

[charlyvi]

25. They're up above, looking through the windows

at the hazel and blue eyed people---LAUGHING--at all those weird looking eyes.

[Raven]

18. Blue

I guess I'm dead.

[stellanoir]

19. Okay

I always fill out forms. . .eye color. . . .swamp.

But. . . not intending to hijack this thread. . . but I still haven't gotten a reasonable explanation ( aside from him being a shape shifting reptilian) as to why on earth in all photo's and media coverage * has blue eyes. Yet in F911 he has brown eyes.

Go figure.

[jeff30997]

22. Because he's a cheater who wants to go to station #3.

[samplegirl]

21. i dont want to report

buti have green eyes

[Snoggera]

24. Exemptions may be applied for at gate #5

between the hours of 9:00 and 9:01 am.

Thanks for your cooperation.

[jeff30997]

29. Soooo...You don't want to report,huh? Well...

John Asscroft is on his way with his gestapo to take you to station #3.

[samplegirl]

35. These days you cant be to sure

I want to make sure im not going to Guantonomo Bay

[Career Prole]

23. I'm an old blue-eyed career prole, and I'm

reporting for duty. :hi:

[jeff30997]

30. Old blue-eye? I thought you were dead!!!

Come on and sing us My Way.

[Career Prole]

33. Career prole...

not career crooner!
In a couple more beers I'll probably karaoke Come Fly With Me, though. :toast:

[caledesi]

26. Green here. nt

[Pithlet]

28. Green, here.

n/t

[jeff30997]

32. That's a lot of green.

Mmmm...Maybe we should open sation #3B for the green eyed?

[catzies]

34. Green eyed but directionally challenged. Where's Station #3?

:D

[Snoggera]

38. I will guide you

it isn't a problem!

[SarahB]

36. Green and mean!

:grr:
And incredibly clean. And in between. Guess what? I also have a spleen.

[Snoggera]

37. you missed

obscene! Was that a mistake or...........

[SarahB]

61. I just don't want anyone to know

I'm the queen of obscene! That's a personal matter. :P

[Taverner]

76. Lean green spleenin' machine!

:hi:

[achtung_circus]

39. Grey

does that count?

I don't wanna be stuck at station #4. Nobody goes to station #4.

[Snoggera]

40. Station X please

Please report to station X.

Grey? hurmph! They'll get the real color out of you at station #X.

You don't have much time now, so..........

[achtung_circus]

43. The real colour is already gone, that's what grey means

how are they going to get it out of me? Who are they? Do they look like this?

<>

[Snoggera]

45. Yes, they do look like that, and you will be

uh, put on the correct train. Yeah, the train. uh.

okay. You may proceed!

[yvr girl]

44. Mood Eyes

Sometimes Blue, sometimes Green....and sometimes Grey. I don't like following arbitrary rules, but station 3 is my favourite. Is there an open bar? I could use a Bellini.

[achtung_circus]

46. See the posts above

I think you'll be stuck on the train with me.
Station X this way.

[The Flaming Red Head]

41. Brown eyes bitch

whatcha want?

[Snoggera]

42. Nevermind

This doesn't apply to you. Move along! Nothing to see here!

[chookie]

47. Dark blue here

Unusual shade, and I am sometimes accused of wearing colored contacts, but they really are that way naturally.

[Snoggera]

48. You had to awaken my imagination, didn'ja!

Station #3 please. Don't dilly dally, or something like that. And close your eyes!!!!!!

[floridaguy]

49. Baby Blue and reporting for duty

Where's that station #3 again? and what's the mission?

[Snoggera]

50. Thanks for checking in!

the train is over there, and they will fill you in on everything when you arrive. Since you seem like a nice person, tell them you play a musical instrument, okay?

Okay. over there. station #3

[floridaguy]

55. So I might get back stage?

:bounce:

[Kadie]

51. Five foot two, with eyes of blue

:D

[Snoggera]

53. You may go to station #0

I will guide you!

:)

[Kadie]

57. Should I be afraid?

Where are you leading me?

[Snoggera]

58. Do not be afraid!

All are being led to a better place, and you, in particular, for this moment, are being led to an even better place.

(that sounds pathetic, I know, but damn, I'm trying to stay in character)

Life is good!

[sundog]

52. checking in -- is there a prize?

--

[Snoggera]

56. It's possible

do you have any special prize-winning thingys?

[sundog]

63. no, but they told me I could redeem my chips here

---

[Snoggera]

64. They probably had non-blue or green eyes, didn't they

that's my guess.

give it up, buddy, you was played!

[sundog]

67. they had red demon eyes, do you think I was taken?

:cry:

[Swamp Rat]

54. I have little RED demon eyes and I'm gonna crawl through the sewer under

the gate at station #3 and sneak past security to gnaw on the electrical wiring to short out all the power to station #3-X so that all the blue and green eyed people can escape. I'll take my payment in cheese thank you, after everyone's free... stinky blue and green cheese.

[Snoggera]

60. La La La La La La La

fingers in the ears and poking out the eyes!

la la la

No cheese for you!

[MisterP]

59. green, red, purple, yellow, orange, with vertical pupils

floating disembodiedly and fading at the edges as they orbit; what do I do?

[Snoggera]

62. Go back to sleep

it is only a bad dream! shhhhhh little one, it is only a dream...................................................

[MisterP]

65. then why can is SEE THROUGH THEM!

agh, they're swarming around some newspapers! They're setting it on fire!

[Snoggera]

68. No, that is just your brain on fire

it's okay. Take a deep breath, hold it until you see stars, then let it out. You'll be fine!

[Misunderestimator]

66. Blue eyes here... do I get a pink triangle too? :)

[NightTrain]

69. Well, I have green eyes...

...but I'd much rather report to Platform 9-3/4!

[Snoggera]

70. It could happen!

file a dc dash 14 comma 37 x over dash y. Be sure to include your picture id.

[VOX]

71. Pair of greens here.

And oh, the things they've seen.
:evilgrin:

[ronnykmarshall]

72. Hazel green peepers here.

[Snoggera]

74. 'fraid I'm going to need video!

[AlFrankenFan]

73. Blue eyes heheheh

Though I wish they were green :P

[jeff30997]

75. People! I just escaped from station #3!!!

Don't go there,its a trap! They're rounding green and blue-eyed people to make Soylent Green(and Soylent Blue)!It's made with peoples!!!

[Snoggera]

78. You lie!

Now, get back in the cage. Hurry up. You think I have all night?

[Parrcrow]

77. Blue

both of them.

[Snoggera]

79. Yeah, sure, that's what the mirror tells you

but how can you trust a mirror? My gaod! What a joke!

Please, go to #3. Soon.