What would happen if you crossed a maximum-security prison with a college?

[SmileyBoy]

You'd get this:

http://www.pensacolachristiancollege.com/rules.htm

(Please note that this is not the official site of the college, but an underground, alumni-led newsletter which has been denounced by PCC as a "tool of Satan".

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

1. PCC is extremely frightening.

They have little old ladies who work in the library and use black markers to censor the books. David (the famous sculpture) has black boxer shorts. The women have to wear dresses and hose at all times.

Worst of all, they're not allowed to research anything except in the PCC library.

And they are allowed to call themselves a college. :scared:

[SmileyBoy]

2. Well if it's any consolation, they're not accredited.

Because if they were accredited, then they'd be forced to stop doing a lot of those horrible things to the students.

[Poll_Blind]

3. What would happen if you crossed a maximum-security prison with a college?

Law degrees....LOTS and LOTS of law degrees...

PB

[Deja Q]

4. Wow, this college is a frigging CULT!

:wow:

I do like the one part of their dress policy that forbids wearing clothing that has corporate logos on it. :-)

The bit that says 'leaving campus is a privilege' basically confirms this place is a CULT.

This must be the freedom that Al Quaeda hates, right Bushypants*? :eyes:

Nothing on homosexuality though... :D

[MrScorpio]

5. Nothing on Masterbation either

Guess what's happening in those practice rooms....

[Deja Q]

7. Practicing for marriage?

:D

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. I don't think they have to mention homosexuality...

I think that it's implied that they don't think too highly of it. Although I have seen college policies that say that it is forbidden.

[Melsky]

8. Sadists!

They want women to wear pantyhose at all times in the Florida heat?

[SoCalDem]

9. Some college kids would die

:(...

and some convicts might get smart:)

[Radical Activist]

10. Sounds like a porno

What would a porno about that be titled?

Penal co-eds gone wild?

[Interrobang]

11. Pragmatically speaking, that might be a good idea...

Educating prisoners in meaningful ways might reduce your horrible recidivism rate.

However, that sounds like a scary place -- scarier than most supermax lockdowns by a long shot.

[Nikia]

12. That's worsethan any rules that I've seen so far

What kind of college doesn't let students go to the public library or let you go to the bathroom after hours?
I suppose that students go there by choice, but there are other Christian colleges that are more reasonable.

[jmowreader]

21. How many of those students were "sent" there?

by parents who tell them "you can go to any college you want, but if you want me to help you pay for your education you will go to PCC"?

You could send your kids to Campbell (http://www.campbell.edu)...the religion is as old-timey as PCC's, but at least they're accredited.

[gmoney]

13. Yow! Scary...

...and I thought my college days were messed up.

[tigereye]

14. I was going to say Bob Jones University

but this sounds much worse.

[Wapsie B]

15. I can understand the student's need

to go to a school with strict standards of behavior and all these inane rules to keep them on the straight and narrow. What I don't understand is why would anyone waste their time on an unaccredited school?

[SmileyBoy]

16. Exactly!! Ya gotta remember, it's unaccredited!!!

If I was a fundie looking for a Christian college, I sure as hell would be looking for one that's accredited.

[slutticus]

17. Well shit...

....there was a thread a while back about what "your definition of hell was"....and I would like to change my answer.

Pensacola Christian College is my new definition of hell.

Check out this memo...

[LiberalVoice]

18. I think I would like that school!

I would spend so much time arguing with all the funide teachers and students...Spinning their tiny little minds in circles would be so much fun. And so easy too! I would probably get expelled pretty soon but it would be fun while it lasted!

[jmowreader]

22. You'd set the world's land speed record for expulsion

I'd last a whole day. You'd be gone before lunch.

[BiggJawn]

19. You would have your typical Urban High School.

Dogs, metal detectors, guards with guns, and the dope deals and assaults go rolling along anyway.....

[kodi]

20. penn state, state pen, what's the difference?

.

[SmileyBoy]

23. LOL!!!

That was a good one.:)