How Many Members of the Bush Administration are Needed To Replace a Light
Bulb?
Answer: SEVEN: l) one to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced 2) one to attack the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb 3) one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb 4) one to arrange invasion of a country rumored to have a secret light bulb stockpile 5) one to meet with Vice President Cheney and figure a way to pay Halliburton Industries $1,000,000 per light bulb 6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit wrapped in an American flag 7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country.
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