Cheese it guys - Skinner's back!

[Dookus]

He's answering questions in ATA. Straighten up this place and hide the bong!

[The Spirit of JFK]

1. Hmm...orange alert just as they returned to DC...

Car full of radicals with their attack dog.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

2. What bong?

Don't know whatchoo talkin about. *gurgle, gurgle*

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

3. Your hamster is so cute.

I bet you get that a lot, don't you?

[Blue-Jay]

4. I hope he doesn't notice

the cigarette burn I left on the coffee table.

[Robb]

5. Cripes!!

(bonk) "OW!!" (smash) whoop! (slams door)....

"Nothing! We're doing NOTHING down here!!! :D

man... do you think Skinner noticed the giraffe and the duct tape?!?

[VOX]

6. Look busy!!! *picks up pen and phone, switches Web to NY Times site*

Whew, that was close!

Thanks for the heads-up!!!! :yourock:

[jukes]

7. is there

gas in the car?

[Race4Peace]

28. SHIT!Where's the Air freshener?

[jukes]

8. no, he isn't

n/t/n

[sundog]

9. someone spray some lysol for god's sake

[sasquatch]

10. Don't forget to hose the place down with Febreze either

[sundog]

11. Do you think if we lit some incense we would give ourselves away?

[jukes]

12. i don't know....

they sure are good @ catching us kids.


HEY, some1 kick those leather panties under the couch, quick!

[Mara Steele]

13. Hey, I'll just put those on! ...

Someone have any gum? .... I think I've still got booze on my breath :D

[Dookus]

14. you should be more concerned

about the panties on your head. C'mon people! We're gonna get busted!

Jesus, get that keg outta here!

[Mara Steele]

15. We can't move it...

Until I FINISH DRINKING IT ALL, damn it!! :D :beer: :beer:

[Dookus]

16. well hurry up...

put the glasses in the dishwasher.

Oh jumping jesus, who left the bag right on the coffee table?!

[Mara Steele]

20. Aw, man... I bet that was "jukes", our resident pothead!!

Damn it, man!

You're gonna get us all busted...

:smoke:

[jukes]

21. i've progressed from weed

to the "hard stuff"! damn, "reefer madness" was right all along!


:smoke:

[ronnykmarshall]

36. Stop TALKING ABOUT SEX!!

You guys want to get us REALLY in trouble.

[UTUSN]

17. OmG, and I, Luckily, Have a Question for the Admin Forum! n/t

[texas1928]

18. Hide the sex threads.

Hurry get them deleted.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

19. OH NO

BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE SEX THREADS YOU GUYS LEFT IN THE MODERATORS FORUM???

[sasquatch]

24. Blue's Clues?!?!?!?

:wtf: Are you 3 or something?:shrug:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

32. It's getting old.

You've mentioned my sigline countless times.

Let it go, nobody else minds it but you.

[Renew Deal]

33. Blus Clues is a war criminal.

:crazy:

[sasquatch]

35. The only thing that bothers me about is that it's a preschooler show

What is it that you like about blues clues?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

38. I'm sorry, but why do you care?

It's just a cute character. That's all. It seems like you've spent an awful lot of time picking on my sigline when instead you could be doing something productive/intelligent.

[Catholic Sensation]

39. well let's be fair here

you could be doing something productive/intelligent

he could, but is unable

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

42. The just seems kind of low, Neo...

Because we know trashing siglines is so... not low. I mean, come on now.

[sasquatch]

44. Hey!

I'm doing something productive right now as I write this post. I'm studying for my western civ test tommorrow so there :D

[sasquatch]

45. I just like bugging Maggie

:evilgrin:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

46. pssh!

:P

[Nevernose]

22. Don't you mean "RETURN Skinner's bong?"

Before he finds out it's gone? And what the hell happened to his water bed? Fuck it, put an old mattress on the frame and some towels on the floor. Dude'll be so hungover he'll think it was him.

No, not THAT towel -- that's the towel I stole from the hotel in Cabo. Use HIS towels, it's more realistic. Versimilitude, dude, gotta maintain the versimilitude.

[Dookus]

23. oh for crying out loud

Jukes! Do something about your kid!

[jukes]

49. that 1's not mine

mine's got tattoos everygoddamwhere.

[Race4Peace]

25. *headlights*please dont be him please dont be him.

DAMMIT! somebody get that used condom off of the sofa!

Jesus pissing christ! somebody get that huge peice of crap of the fuckin' sofa!

[Race4Peace]

26. GET IT OFF THE SOFA!

[sasquatch]

31. To hell with the rubber somebody help me hide the dead hooker

Oh Christ, why do we always get the Young Republicans sneeking in here.

[Brewman_Jax]

34. Note for future reference

NEVER let the Young Republicans in, even if they bring the cases of booze!

[sasquatch]

47. I'll just be the bouncer next time

:evilgrin:

[Brewman_Jax]

51. There ya go!

Keep the booze, boot the punks! :thumbsup:

[Endangered Specie]

27. Uh oh, the CATS are back!

[Swamp Rat]

29. huh?

:smoke:

[sasquatch]

30. That isn't a bong!! It's a horn for music!

:smoke:

[ronnykmarshall]

37. Oh HELL no!

Who plugged up the toilet??

I ain't cleanin' that mess up.

[Cuban_Liberal]

40. Oh man! I had a GREAT paperwad to throw, too...

*sigh*

;)

[Aristus]

41. Quick, everybody!!

Put your clothes back on!! B-)

[Darth_Kitten]

43. hide the hamsters, too!!!!

;) :evilgrin:

[Race4Peace]

48. Shit! Hide! Turn out the lights! somebody's coming!

Out the back door! NOW!

We can change our names and move to Alaska, Dammit!OUT!

[Ellen Forradalom]

50. Who's straight enough to drive?

I dropped ten hits of acid, I can't.

[Race4Peace]

52. Get that lamp shade off your head!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

53. Man, where'd the front curtains go???

And what's that smoke coming from the hall closet?

[Ellen Forradalom]

54. I'm wearing them

And someone draped their t-shirt over the bulb. It's on fire!

[Race4Peace]

55. Shit! does skinner have this place insured?

I hope you dont get us busted for arson

[Dookus]

56. ok

the fire's out now. Jeez, guys... do you WANT to get tombstoned?

[Race4Peace]

57. Hell no!

[Race4Peace]

58. Hey! skinner's got some illegal fireworks!

I found them in the washing machine along with some moonshine and pot

[Race4Peace]

59. Hey! where's the baking soda

for the fridge?