Fuck the clowns...

[Dookus]

yeah, that's right. Fuck 'em. No better than the friggin' Amish with their big shoes and round noses. And why the hell do they all need to travel in ONE car? What's up with that? And oooh... a bucket full of confetti - yeah, that surprised me... NOT!

Ya know what's worse? A sad clown. What, I'm supposed to feel sorry for a guy who dresses like a hobo with a Tammy Faye makeover? Fuck that noise - maybe he wouldn't be so sad if he wasn't a fucking CLOWN! HELLO??!?!

Fuckin' clowns. I hate 'em.

[k in IA]

1. They are just spooky.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

2. You know what?

I'm not even going to dignify this vile spew of hatred with a reply to the horrible things you said about people who just try to make you smile.

See my post about clown hataz for more.

And what? Hamsters are supposed to be cute or something?

Fuck hamsters.

[Dookus]

6. Fuck hamsters?

only if ya wrap 'em n duct tape first so they don't pop.

What a friggin' clown-lover. Ya know, the big feet on a clown are FAKE! It doesn't mean they're hung like rhinos. So give it up, clown-fucker.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

7. You're a first class WEINER

as I said below. Maybe YOU should have gotten the weinermobile instead of ROBB because YOU are the weiner and should be driving, no, OWNING AND DRIVING the weinermobile of ALL TIME.

Clown fucking weiner.

[Dookus]

8. It's WIENER

ya friggin' clown-humper.

And I can't drive the fucking wienermobile cuz there's like 600 FRIGGIN CLOWNS in it!!!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

11. I was using the GERMAN spelling

you WEINER!

Too bad you are jealous of all the clowns driving the wEInermobile, huh?

Get some counseling clown hata.

[JVS]

12. Wiener is the German spelling

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

14. Oh yeah?

Just because YOU say so? You must hate clowns too huh?

[JVS]

21. Next time use an insult you can spell

May I suggests "Poo-poo-farter"

[Dookus]

15. Wieners are named after WIEN!!!

The german spelling of VIENNA.

In German, with EI or IE, just pronounce it like the SECOND letter.

Weiss
Wiener

ya friggin' clownsucker.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

19. You know what?

I can spell it however I WANT, but good job trying to change the subject from how much of a WEENIE you are for being AFRAID of clowns.

They will get you, you know.

[Kellanved]

32. so you were talking about a whiner?

German "Weiner" from ("weinen" = to whine) = "Whiner" (well, actually that word is not really "proper" German)

German "Wiener" (From "Wien" = Vienna) A sausage seasoned like a Frankfurter but without any rules on what meat is to be used for it - a very low-grade sausage.

;-)

[jukes]

28. i noticed the use

of a direct pronoun there; that constitutes an attack on another member. i KNOW because i was so instructed.

better edit qick before you're censored (damn! "censured!)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

30. HEY

I can't help what the clowns will do to him (eat his face at night).

I cannot control the clowns.

[jukes]

33. Moonbeam_starlight

(btw, i love the subtlety of your nick)


there are "rules" here! true, they're selectively enforced but they're still "rules"; the dook isn't a toady (even if he's fulla clownhate allup in here!) and will be censored (DAMN, cenSURED). for sure.


EDIT: because i've partaken of an illicit substance (are we allowed to talk about dope, still, or has Vorumlund Sekurity decided that's just as yucky as *** threads? wdnt want the righteous right reich to look down on us, even if our influence is as impactual as toad piss in a pond.)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

34. but he wants to

fuck clowns and the Amish!!! Poo on him!

Is that ok?

(by the way, are you being serious??? I can't tell in the lounge sometimes...)

[jukes]

36. i'm absolutely,

sacreligiously NOT serious. i rarely take myself seriously; hence, the
"e.e.cummings" lower case "i".


some folks here seem to take themselves WEIGH to seriously, like this was the real world or something. sort of verifies my stated hypothesis on monkeyboy hierarchy.

[JVS]

3. You hate them for their clowny freedoms

[Aftershock]

4. I've been scared of clowns since I saw this person on TV:

:scared:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

5. I think people who are scared of clowns

are first-class WEINERS.

And I think beneath all that chest-thumping hate (you like to fuck a lot of things, you know) is really FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR FEAR.

You are afraid of clowns? That makes you a WEINER.

[Swamp Rat]

9. chiefly cloned clowns

:+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+ :+

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

10. You can't handle some clown action Dookus?

Scared of some clown action?

What, the balloons freak you out or what? Their incredible talent? You jealous?

[Mara Steele]

13. LOL....

I :loveya: clowns... Think I was one in another life, actually... :evilgrin:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

16. Finally!

About DAMN time. Mara, you are NOT a WEINER. You are a lover of humanity and all that is GOOD.

[Mara Steele]

17. I most certainly AM NOT a weiner...

I'm a LESBIAN, for God's sakes... ;)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

22. SEE??

EVeryone look at how Mara spelled "WEINER".

And she's lesbian, which means she's right.

Case. Closed.

[JVS]

24. Nobody is a weiner. Because there is no such thing

[Mara Steele]

27. WEINER DENIAL!!!!

Shame on you...

[Dookus]

25. this is you

[Dookus]

26. and this is your boyfriend

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

29. Actually that's a very good likeness of me

except that I'm not quite that pale or that tall and I don't go around carrying tires.

And my husband person looks WAY better than that clown you posted below this, but I still love clowns.

You must have been taught your hate for clowns, no one is born with it.

[Dookus]

fuck that

ya know who loves clowns? The AMISH!

[jukes]

37. this life too,

my precious!

[Mara Steele]

41. Awwww....

...That's the sweetest thing anyone's said to me!!

:loveya:

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Oh no!

:scared:

[JVS]

23. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Mikimouse]

20. Pssst Dookus, Clowns are really...

Amish in disguise!:hippie:

[Deja Q]

31. Hamsters are great with sauteed onions and steamed broccoli in a

cheese sauce.

:9 :9 :9

[Wapsie B]

35. Oh for a minute there

I thought you said Cyclones.

:evilgrin:

[AngryAmish]

38. What do you have against the Amish?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

39. Oh he's got a LOT against the Amish.

A lot, my friend.

By the way, I love your spoonbread.

[jukes]

40. damn

can i get the recipe for that starter batter?

i haven't been chain-emailed that in @ least a week!