My Fellow Democrats: Meet EL ZOMBITO!!!

[Zomby Woof]

This Democratic, coffee-swilling jackass (I am talking about him, not me, I think) will carry Kerry/Edwards to VICTORY!!!!

:hangover: :donut: (Thanks to LPFF for the cute pic of EL ZOMBITO!)

[Dookus]

1. Nice ass

[AspenRose]

2. What a cute little ass

;)

Really is cute.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

3. I LOVE DONKEYS!!!

You know what they don't do enough of? Clowns riding donkeys at Amish barn raisings.

Nope. You just don't see that.

[Donkeyboy75]

6. Aw, shucks.

*blushes*

[tech3149]

4. Yea!

We're gonna ride this jackass as ar as it taes us!

[Zomby Woof]

5. ZombitoKick

[Nevernose]

7. This post is offensive to ass-lovers

I'm hitting "alert." Of course, I usally hit alert at random intervals to keep the mods on their toes, so don't take it personal or anything.

Have you seen "The Zombie Survival Guide : Complete Protection from the Living Dead" Pretty clever.

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[VOX]

8. All right! Zombito, the ass-kicking donkey!!!

I see he's got that take-no-prisoners look in his determined eye.

Thanks, LPFF and ZW! :toast:

[WindRavenX]

9. awwwwwwwww

Serious (and probably dumb) question: is that really your donkey? I've always had the dream of having a few donkeys and chickens when I retire many, many, many years from now.
Donkeys are just too kyuuuute! :D

[Zomby Woof]

13. not really mine

LPFF found that pic and used it in another thread, so I hijacked it over here. :-)

It would be cool, but I'd have to own some land first, and I don't see that happening.

[flamingyouth]

10. Right on!

May he lug our wagon to victory in November!

MAYHEM!!!!

[Zomby Woof]

14. Punk KILLS

El Quincito said so!

[GOPisEvil]

11. Nice ass!

:thumbsup:

[SarahB]

12. He's so cute.

:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

15. almost as cute

as you and Amaya? :D

[SarahB]

16. Not quite....

but a close third. :D

[philosophie_en_rose]

17. Such a cute ass!

Awwwwwww.............. :hug:

:)

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. I love coffee swilling jackasses...Birds of a feather eh?

:P

[Zomby Woof]

19. heehaw!

[redqueen]

20. Now that's one cute ass!

[LWolf]

21. LOL

I know a mini-donkey who looks just like El Zombito, and who desperately needs a job. He spends his days harassing everyone and everything in sight; he's housed on the other side of the fence from my 2 horses. For such a little guy, he's as loud and obnoxious a jackass as I've ever met. He lives with a 3 year-old filly, but is about to be evicted for bad manners. I watched him stand on his hind legs, wrap his front hooves around her neck, and jerk her fly mask back around her neck the other day. He then proceeded to drag her around the pen by the fly mask. I stepped in to rescue her, and she tried to run over to me. He dragged her to her knees. She's more than twice his size; he can walk under her belly without any problem.

He could carry Kerry/Edwards to victory; he's plenty cute. A better use would be as the democratic mascot at every * campaign speech. He may be mini, but his voice is full sized. He could easily overpower GWB. And his pack of elephants.

I'm laughing at the image of him chasing * all over the country.

[UTUSN]

22. Zombito-----------Woofito n't

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

23. yayyyy

I found him and gave him to Zomby because he reminded me a lot of him... :D

PS- He's a burro, Zomby's the jackass ;)

[Zomby Woof]

24. hehe

Although I think everyone knows I am a jackass(hole). :D