I just updated my earlier quick attempt at doing a Top 10 Conservative Idiots list. Keep in mind, I was just waking up when I did that one.
I cleaned it up a bit, and I felt that, in keeping with the obvious theme of the week, a new icon was needed. So, I introduce to you the new... media whore icon:
Here goes:
Top 10 Conservative Idiots: The post-Convention Media Whoring edition1. CNN I dare anyone to call the so-called "Communist News Network" and "Clinton News Network" liberal-biased after their coverage of the convention last week. With all the Republican and Conservative pundits featured last week, you'd think they were covering the Republican Convention. From Wolf to Judy to Miles to Bob to Tucker, and the screeching right wing pundits that smothered their airwaves almost constantly, such as Brent Bozelle, Neil Boortz, and RNC chair Ed Gillespie and his GOP truth squad consisting of suspicious characters such as Minnesota Senator Norm Coleman (who switched from the Democratic party and who's job it was to label Kerry a, get this,'flip-flopper'), and Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss, beneficiary of one of the sleaziest and suspect elections in recent history. If this is the 'truth', I'd hate to see make-believe.
Speaking of CNN...
2. Robert Novak Novakula gets the nod for this little tidbit, in which he warns the masses of the likelihood of the Democratic Party rigging elections:
http://www.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0407/31/cg.00.htmlSHIELDS: One thing that surprised me this week, Bob, was that the -- in Florida, the whole electronic voting fiasco and debate raged, and Governor Bush said, Oh, it's OK. Don't you worry about it, even though there's no record, while the Republicans in Dade County are saying, Vote absentee, which suggests that maybe Florida's not flawless.
NOVAK: I think there are plans under way by the Democrats to try to steal this election...
(LAUGHTER)
NOVAK: ... in Florida. No, I think they are, and I have some -- some factual material which will come out in...
CARLSON: Oh, sure.
NOVAK: ... in due -- in due course because the plans are being laid, have been laid for four years. But I do believe this, that the -- Kate said it, that there is a -- there is a tremendous amount of spending that's being laid out in this program, and no way to spend it. You can -- you can tax Al Hunt and the rich people all you want, there's not enough blood in that turnip to finance it.
HUNT: You don't think Republicans would want to steal this election, do you, Bob?
CARLSON: Mark...
NOVAK: I haven't seen it yet.
HUNT: Yes, just -- just the Democrats who want to steal it. I just want to get that on the record.Uhh, yeah Bob. Whatever. Obviously he slept through the 2000 and 2002 elections, and does not realize that Diebold's founder is a Bush Ranger, meaning he is a huge fundraiser for the Bush Campaign.
3. Randy Kelly Yep, the Mayor of St. Paul, MN obviously followed in the footsteps of his predecessor Norm Coleman in breaking ranks with the Democratic Party in pulling a Zell, namely supporting George Bush:
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http://kare11.com/news/news-article.asp?NEWS_ID=67485).
Good luck with your next election, Randy, you will need all you can get.
4. Mark Sanford South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford obviously doesn't discriminate. At least when it comes to fundraising. Case in point is when it was found that he accepted $2,500 from a group called S.C. Gamefowl Management, Inc. What does this innocently-named group advocate? Well, they are an illegal cockfighting organization.
http://www.scdp.org/press.php?id=28Obviously, this has created an uproar in South Carolina, with many demanding he return the money. But it does show how dirty they like their fighting.
5. Carl Cameron At most networks, even a perception of a conflict of interests is enough to reassign a reporter. In 2000, a CNN producer whose husband was a lawyer for Gore was told not to have anything to do with campaign coverage. Last Thursday, the San Francisco Chronicle put its letters editor on leave for contributing $400 to the Kerry campaign.
At the 'Fair and Balanced' network that is FOX, you get rewarded. Remember John Ellis? Yes, he is a first cousin of George W. Bush, and he was the FOX higher-up who gave the go-ahead to declare Bush the winner of the election on Election Night in 2000.
When FOX tried to discredit the documentary "Outfoxed", MoveOn.org released an entire segment with Carl Cameron hamming it up with George Bush prior to an interview, talking about Cameron's wife, who worked on the Bush Campaign:
http://www.moveon.org/r?539Yep, FOX: The Network You Trust for Fair and Balanced News. Yeah, right!
6. George W. Bush and Dick Cheney In a week when the president would normally lay low, Dumbya worked overtime following the Convention to make himself look like an even bigger ass. His campaign demanded to know the race of a photographer set to follow the campaign:
http://www.azstarnet.com/dailystar/dailystar/32301.phpNot only is the Bush Administration afraid of the media, but of the crowds following them. They demand that anyone attending an event sign a 'loyalty oath' in order to get in:
http://www.casperstartribune.net/articles/2004/07/30/news/wyoming/63b4fcb928fe8e6987256ee10054e715.txtThis week, we found out Bush is still mangling the English language:
"He (the next President) said he's only going to raise the tax on the so-called rich. But you know how the rich is, they've got accountants. That means you pay. That means your small business pays. It means the farmers and ranchers pay. That's the wrong medicine for this economy, and we're not going to let him prescribe it." And dabbling in hypocricy, calling Kerry "a man of few acheivements":
http://www.reuters.com/printerFriendlyPopup.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=5831699in addition to claiming that Kerry will raise the deficit, while failing to mention the highest deficit ever is projected for next year:
http://www.azdailysun.com/non_sec/nav_includes/story.cfm?storyID=91551At this rate, Kerry might not need to campaign. Bush will kill his own campaign. That's our Bush!
7. Tom Ridge Yep, another terra alert. Just go about your business. Go to work. Go shopping. Spend your money.
8. The Republican National Comittee Hmmm... where to begin.
How about the so-called 'Truth Squad' that stalked the convention begging for as much air time as possible in Boston this week? All the while repeating the same RNC talking points, many of which they were guilty of themselves.
But the most ridiculous thing would be a new website,
http://www.demsextrememakeover.com. Yes, it may look like your typical silly freeper site, but it's a crude hatchet job that takes on not only John Kerry, but other members of the 'Coalition of the Wild-Eyed', including Howard Dean, Al Gore and Michael Moore (!!!) Yes, indeed, they're scared of a former presidential candidate, a former Vice President and a documentary maker. Can you say 'desperate'?
9. Rep. David Drier Bush's media-whoring lapdog, Rep. David Drier is used to going on TV discussion shows where a group of Conservatives gang up on some token liberal like Alan Colmes. Drier got a tast of his own medicine on Friday when he went on HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher".
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2120998)
He dared to go on the hard offensive with another guest, Michael Moore, and called his film 'Fahrenheit 9/11" a pack of lies. Moore asked him if he actually saw the film. Drier replied 'no'. It all went downhill from there. The audience turned on him hard. Also fumbled the answer when Moore asked Drier if he would send his own children to Iraq. Toward the end of the show, Drier was conspicuously absent. HE WALKED OFF THE SHOW.
Here's to David Drier - the ultimate chickenshit! Did I mention he helps run the Bush Campaign in California?
10. ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX For showing next to none of the Convention. The four main broadcast networks couldn't really be bothered to show an event that may decide the future of our country. Instead, they felt that shows such as "Trading Spouses" were more important in determining this nation's course. And the Republicans challenge Democrats over so-called 'values' issues.
An extra tip of the hat to FOX News, for talking not only through most of the speeches, but through the national anthem! Now THAT'S a patriotic news network!