The "get your hate on" thread.

[Magrittes Pipe]

Here's your chance to get out all your pent-up frustrations. I humbly submit myself to your barbs in this thread. Flame away, and grant me no quarter. I am here to receive your personal attacks -- I promise, I won't tell. :)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. Hey Hedges - good to hear from yoy this morning

I hope you have a great one, man!

:hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Damn you!

You have foiled my evil plan.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. actually - what you onbiously took as a typo (the word yoy) is actually a

secret word which means Satan's smegma. So I fooled yoy and foiled yoy!

:evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Fuck yoy.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. no need to get mad "onbiously" is a compliment

:)

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. You lying fuckmunch.

I hate you.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. My hate for you is like a pustulating bubo bubbling up its reaking filth

it burns me, unto death!

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. You talk like an idiot.

An idiot with an ass for a head.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

28. And you being an asshat are merely an accessory

to my glorious ass head

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. I've shit better things than you.

[Commendatori]

15. Yeah? Well, I don't!

I only hope he has a good one, not a great one! So THERE!

(Sorry, disagreeing with you was a reflex, I'll try to behave now :) )

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. Pestilent man-whore.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

41. We don't disagree, we just don't concur

there's a difference you know

:)

[Magrittes Pipe]

49. Shove off, butt-biscuit.

[Commendatori]

60. No there isn't, LOL

You're discorrect! :)

[XNASA]

2. You corrupted my teenage son, did you not?

Everything was going smoothly, until you felt that you had to butt in and enforce your own peculiar method of mind-control on my poor unsuspecting boy.

I hate you.

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Yes, yes I did.

I hate you, too.

[DaveFL99]

7. Jeebus. I wish I knew who you are. Then I could hate ya.

But I'll just stay focused on the Shrub for now

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. It's never too late to start.

[matcom]

9. I Am HIJACKING THIS!! This Will Now Be Known As "THE LOVE THREAD"

:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Fuck that!

You can go screw yourself, ass monkey! I hate you!

[matcom]

11. i LOVE YOU MAAAAAAAAAANN!!

your the bestest guy in the whole wide world!

your smart
your funny

and gosh darnit.....people LIKE YOU!

:loveya:

:hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Go die!

Motherfucker!

[matcom]

16. your so cool

i wanna be JUST LIKE YOU when i grow up!

your like the brother i never had!

man :yourock:

:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. You're like the brother I never wanted.

Dickweed.

[matcom]

24. man, you always come up with the wittiest replies!

this is GREAT. you and me talking like this. to be able to converse with one of my HEROES like this!

i sir, am TRULY HONORED!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. Nobody likes you.

Especially your mom.

[matcom]

29. Teddy just told me that he loves you too!

and after he told me that we hugged and thought what a wonderful world it is to have you in it and then we sang "I'd like to teach the world to sing" from the old Coke commercials and we lit a candle and now Teddy and I are so happy and its all thanks to YOU

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. Pervert.

[matcom]

33. my gift to you for brightening my day

[Magrittes Pipe]

34. Okay, you won me over.

They look DELICIOUS! :9

[matcom]

35. SNARF

you are SO predictable :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

36. How do you reccomend I prepare them?

Simple cutlets with a buerre blanc? Spit-roasted whole? Puppy carpaccio?

The possibilities are endless....

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. You are the reason that I have to work a stupid bingo game on the night

I was going to have my son's birthday party...shame...shame.. on you! You don't even care! And you know what??? That really hurts! Really bad. You should have seen the look on his face when I told him we'd have to wait a day all because of whoisalhedges. I hope you're really freaking happy!!! :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. You're right, I don't care.

I give not a rat's ass.

[mrboba1]

20. GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MOTHERFUCKING SHIT FOR BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, that feels better!

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. You eat my brains.

Shitbrain-eating zombie asshole.

[name not needed]

25. Here it goes

Technically, you're a man. Technically, so is a she-male Ladyboy from Thailand. In reality, you're nothing more than a pitiful gin-sodden excuse for anything other than a rancid fuckweasle! Celibate, eh? You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homosexual midget: in which case, you're in the cupboard! You're damn right about being vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. How much would you change to haunt a house? All left-wingers are chronic alcoholics who molest small animals, masturbate behind bushes, and wear fish-net tights while singing Elton John songs. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. Your weight may well be proportional, but you've got cellulite that makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. Professional, my ass. You couldn't win a cigar after giving birth in a tobacco field in Havana, you clueless, über-incompetent fuckwit. I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? What you are - besides a pitiable little carnival freak - is a watery bowel movement bubbling back up to the surface after a pregnant water buffalo farts in a muddy river.

:evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. I do NOT sing Elton John songs.

That is all I have to say.

[eyesroll]

37. Damn you, hedges!

It is your fault, and entirely your fault, that I now have "In Every Dream Home A Heartache" in my head. I'm trying to write my editorial (which I have trouble doing in the office anyway) and I'm getting nowhere. And "I blew up your body -- but you blew my mind" doesn't really fit into an editorial anyway.

(On the upside, the only people in the industry who'd notice a lyric would get a kick out of it, rather than send me nasty LTTEs.)

Get out of my head, hedges.

:argh:

[Magrittes Pipe]

38. Ha ha.

[tigereye]

39. you are the reason my pool is closed

even though you are miles from here. And it is really, really hot. Now how am I going to amuse my child? Let alone myself. I might actually have to go into my kitchen and strip more wallpaper, or god forbid, start writing another report. A pox on you and all your houses!

:)since you were looking for complaints.

[Magrittes Pipe]

40. Sorry...

...I lost track after you said "I might actually have to go into my kitchen and strip."

[tigereye]

42. yeah I figured that would happen

no that was last night. :evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

43. TMI!

I am OFFENDED!

Eh, no, I really don't care. ;)

[tigereye]

46. that's cuz you're a nihilist

[Magrittes Pipe]

47. I am not a nihilist!

Although, I suppose, nihilism would give me something to believe in....

:P

[tigereye]

48. you are indifferent to nihilism

and you Kant explain why. Cuz you are Berkleying up the wrong tree. And there's a Sartre'n odd juxtaposition to your thought processes. Now top that, Cam-us.

[Magrittes Pipe]

50. You put way too much effort into your posts.

Meh.

[tigereye]

53. that wasn't really that hard

it's the 3 Stooges version of Phil 101. I just have a creativity buzz the last few days. Even wrote a poem.

[Magrittes Pipe]

54. Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

That is the sound of failure.

[tigereye]

56. pffffffft

[Mara Steele]

44. How could anyone hate you...??

...You're such a cuddly little boy!! :loveya:

[Magrittes Pipe]

45. Because I'm such a raging asshole.

Now shut up!

[Mara Steele]

57. You're so CUTE when you get mad!!

(I'm using reverse psychology)

[Magrittes Pipe]

59. You reversible revert.

[Donkeyboy75]

51. Your narcissitic threads have grown tiresome.

I am a busy man, and an unabridged list of your faults would take far too long to compile. The most glaring:

You tout your ability to drink, yet it's common knowledge in Wisconsin, and indeed my home state of Ohio, that you lose all semblance of bladder control after two Sea Breezes. In fact, I overheard a woman, upon seeing her son pee himself at the local supermarket, say, "That's OK, honey, you just pulled a Whitacre. We'll go home and get you cleaned up."

That cursed avatar - a blight upon all of baseball. Only Republicans with bellies full of poorly prepared pork follow that sham of a baseball club.

Just when I think you have a bit of taste in music, you pull Yoko Ono out of your ass. :puke:

Flame away

[Magrittes Pipe]

52. You are a hero...

...to dingleberries everywhere.

[tigereye]

55. I would very much like to see you pull Yoko

out of your ass. Shows I have too much time on my hands.

[Magrittes Pipe]

58. It would be performance art.