The reason I'll never have kids: Kiddie Farts

[LynneSin]

Man, what do they put in that food? And to make matters worse, my friend's 3 year old comes running to shove her butt in my face so I have to smell it

:puke:

[demnan]

1. And cat farts are sweeter?

and are they less likely to stick their buts in your face?

[LynneSin]

2. well, cats know to run to the bathroom

instead of dumping it in a diaper.

Never really smelled my cats fart anyways

[demnan]

7. Wait a few years

Well Lily is a pillow sleeper and she is an old fat cat. The little beast starts farting late at night and man, I want to move to the other pillow pronto!

[Bowline]

3. Dog farts are the absolute worst! n/t

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. Hey! My kids poop roses!

:P

[LynneSin]

5. Have you talked to your doctor about adjusting your medications

:shrug:

[JVS]

6. You need to turn the tables.

One of my friends has a 3 year old niece who he has to babysit while his sister is at an evening class. My friend's room-mate and I have a good time trying to teach this young girl how to do cool things like throw a proper punch or make the 'shocker' gesture, my friend stopped us when we were about to teach the middle finger. We also taught her to pull our fingers whereupon we would fart at her. Needless to say her mother was not happy when she got back from class to be greeted by her daughter making the shocker gesture and pulling fingers. The obvious solution is for you to rip one really loud in the face of your friend's three year old.

[tigereye]

8. if you think farts are bad..

actually my kid doesn't fart that much.

There are many other things that they do, and emanate, and emit, and say.... that might be reasons not to have them. But sometimes they are just so cool that you forget all that.