If That F*CKING Ice Cream Truck Drives Up My Street ONE MORE TIME...

[matcom]

:grr:

playing "She'll be coming 'round the mountain.." through its speakers.... AT FULL BLAST :grr:

i'd put a spike strip out but then it would be STUCK in front of my damned house!

:argh:

[Speck Tater]

1. As the Buddha would say...

You are not annoyed because of the truck; you are annoyed because you are annoyable.

;)

[Dookus]

2. damn

People thought hating the Amish was harsh - but hating Ice Cream trucks?!?! Good lord, you make Scrooge look like Albert Schweitzer.

[fob]

3. I'll play...If I get that effin' jibjab e-mail ONE MORE TIME!!!

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[tridim]

4. How do you think the poor driver feels?

He has to listen to it 8 hours a day. Although he doesn't have to deal with that "speed of sound" tone change every time it passes by.

[ronnykmarshall]

5. Momma didn' t leave you any ice cream money?

[CalebHayes]

6. Play "The idiots are taking over" really really loud out of your window...

that will piss them off. Maybe (s)he will speed up.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. I took my little guy out to meet the ice cream truck earlier...

He had a Big Neapolitan, and I had a fudgesicle.

~singing~
Doodooleeoodooleedoobeedoobeedootdeeootdeedooboo
Doodooleeoodooleedoobeedoobeedootdeeootdeedoo
Dootdeeootdeebootdeedoo
Zim Zam Zum!

[texas1928]

8. Maybe you could talk him into playing some speed metal

That would be "COOOOOL"