do it yourself postboard flame sheet

[HawkerHurricane]

Dear:
< > Clueless Newbie < > Lamer < > Flamer < > "Me too"-er < > Pervert < > Geek < > Spammer < > Racist < > Fed < > Stereotypical AOLer < > Freak < > Troller < > Fundamentalist < > Satanist < > "Expert"

You Are Being Flamed Because:
< > You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
< > You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
< > You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
< > You started a long, stupid thread
< > You continued spreading a long stupid thread
< > Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
< > Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
< > You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
< > You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
< > You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
< > You posted low-IQ flamebait
< > You posted a blatently obvious troll
< > You followed up to a blatently obvious troll
< > You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
< > You said "me too" to something
< > You make no sense
< > Your sig/alias/server is dreadful
< > You posted a phone-sex ad
< > You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
< > You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
< > You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, et. al.
< > Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
< > You made a baseless assertion
< > You posted SCREAMING in bold/RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
< > You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:
< > Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
< > Purchase and *memorize* the Loudspeaker Design Cookbook
< > Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
< > Give up your AOL account
< > Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
< > Tell your Mommy to up your medication
< > Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
< > Actually post something relevant
< > Read and memorize the FAQ
< > Post to alt.test
< > Print your home phone number in your ads
< > Submit yourself to #caraudio for immediate and repeated kicking
< > Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
< > Get a clue
< > Get a life
< > Go away
< > Grow up.
< > Never post again
< > I pity your dog (until you sacrifice him in a bloody ritual)
< > You need to seek psychiatric help
< > Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship geeks
< > Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
< > Take your gibberish somewhere else
< > Go back to school and actaully learn something
< > Learn how to post or get off the usenet
< > All of the above

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. LOL...did you spend all day working that up?

[jeff30997]

2. Waaaaaaah!!!