The smartest man in the world and Dubya were together in an airplane that caught on fire. The pilot said there were only one parachute. Dubya quickly strapped on, shouted "you may be the smartest man in the world but I'm gonna live another day" and jumped out of the airplane.
The smartest man in the world said "glad he thinks so, that was my knapsack".
They were so proud because God had made up a lie clock. Washington was so proud that his clock only went around once. Washington asked "where's Dubya's clock?" Somebody said, "it's in Jesus' office. He's using it for a fan".
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