I'm so proud

[TrogL]

I was having a nap and sort half woke up and hear some talking so I listened in.

My kid was telling his friends Dubya jokes.

I've never heard some of them before.

[NMDemDist2]

1. well don't just sit there.... share some of them

:bounce:

[4morewars]

2. I have one !

Q: How can ya tell if *bush is lying ?
A: His lips are moving !

[LiberalVoice]

4. Heres one!

Q: How can you tell if LiberalVoice is stoned?
A: He posts in the Lounge!

[TrogL]

3. He's outside playing

I'll ask him later.

[NMDemDist2]

5. i can't wait

:bounce:

funniest joke ever told to me by a child:

7-8 year old blonde curly haired cherub told me this one


"Why are babies so fragile?"

I don't know... why? I asked












"Because they are only held together with one screw"

I totally lost it, this child looked like a little angel and I'm sure she had no idea what she was saying...........

[TrogL]

6. From the mouth of babes

The smartest man in the world and Dubya were together in an airplane that caught on fire. The pilot said there were only one parachute. Dubya quickly strapped on, shouted "you may be the smartest man in the world but I'm gonna live another day" and jumped out of the airplane.

The smartest man in the world said "glad he thinks so, that was my knapsack".

[TrogL]

7. Another kid joke

George Washington and George Bush were in heaven.

They were so proud because God had made up a lie clock. Washington was so proud that his clock only went around once. Washington asked "where's Dubya's clock?" Somebody said, "it's in Jesus' office. He's using it for a fan".