If you had a prehensile tail, would you use it for good or evil?

[Neshanic]

I would use mine for good; holding back people from cutting in line.

[aquart]

1. I would use it to pick up things, which is good for me.

As I used my prehensile toes.

[TwoHandedLayup]

2. Chaotic good

Shows that I am sort of a geek. But I might be inclined to tease people with it by holding things just outside their reach.

[Chovexani]

5. LOL!

Welcome to DU from one chaotic good geek to another! :)

[Wabbajack]

3. It would be inappropriate

to detail my plans.

[jukes]

4. yes

:evilgrin:

[CanuckAmok]

6. And, of course, you'd also have a fully-developed "throntum"

http://mail.nllgg.nl/linux/1997-03/455.html

(according to the Church of International Secular Atavism, the throntum, located in our tailbones, is the real 'brain', which has been displaced by the one in our heads. Regular masturbation is supposed to coutereffect the damage done by a build-up of throntum wax, which leads us to believe there is order and purpose in the universe. Liberating the throntum is the first step toward accepting the randomness of a godless universe.)