Darla, The Monkey, Bites 2 Year Old Boy In Grocery Store

[matcom]

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It was primate vs. primate at a Brooklyn grocery store when a 10-pound monkey bit a 2-year-old boy being wheeled by his grandparents in a shopping cart, authorities said yesterday.

Darla, a 5-year-old Macaque service monkey who retrieves items for his paraplegic owner, bit Thomas Romano on the arm Sunday after the toddler grabbed her fur three times, the monkey's owner said.

Steven Seidler, 45, of Mill Basin, said he uses a laser pointer to indicate what he needs the monkey to retrieve. At Key Food, Seidler said, Darla was getting items for him off the shelves.

"Darla is my life," Seidler said yesterday. "The kid just reached over and grabbed her. I was shocked she took so much abuse before biting him."

The boy's grandmother, Helene Romano, 47, said the monkey went ape on young Thomas, who did not even notice the animal until he was bitten in the vegetable aisle.

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/newyork/nyc-monk0803,0,7297541.story?coll=ny-nynews-headlines

[GOPisEvil]

1. RUN DARLA!!!!!!!

[matcom]

2. maybe we can hook her up with Jasper!

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

3. Is there a monkey underground railroad?

:bounce:

[PatriotGames]

4. Kill the monkey! In fact, kill all monkeys they are a threat to mankind!

[matcom]

8. naw, SPANK the monkey's!

:spank: Monkey :spank:

[PatriotGames]

5. Since the monkey was bad, did they spank it?

[Red State Rebel]

6. Ouch! Yes, I too have been bitten by a Monkey.....

This little stinker sounds like he was asking for it. I wasn't - or at least I didn't think I was. I was 13 and visiting some friends who had one and when I went to pet it, it grabbed my dress and bit me in my stomach!

Too weird...

[commander bunnypants]

7. terraist monkeys

hezbollah

DDQM

[THUNDER HANDS]

9. I never trusted that Mickey Dolenz