Why you rule

[Beware the Beast Man]

OK, ego-boost time. Post one aspect about yourself that proves why you rule.

Me, I can bark like a Wookiee.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. I know the Formula One champion for every year (nt)

[Sabriel]

4. Me, too, but I also know Schumi's personal stats. I rule!

n/t

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

2. I can remember birthdays without fail

Amaze your friends! Tell me your birthday, and I'll remember it always.

[Paragon]

3. 'Cause.

:D

[AlCzervik]

5. I make the best caramel pecan cheesecake

I've sold them to my local snooty gourmet shop.

[Q3JR4]

6. ....

I'm three years into a physics degree and, consequently, I can do algebra (and other forms of math) like nobodies business.

[kitkatrose]

15. Well,

do you want to tutor me in Cal 1? I suck royally at any math above basic algebra.

[terrya]

7. I'm a genuinely nice guy who loves his friends and family.

And who would do anything for them.

[Aristus]

8. Get this:

I can sing "The Rainbow Connection" using the voices of ALL the Muppets.

Do I rule, or what?

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. That does rule

In its own, sick way...

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. I rule because of the Divine Right of Kings.

Duh.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. I rule from a mandate of the masses!

Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

[UrbScotty]

12. I have a friend in a very high place.

His name: God.

And you know what? He LOVES me. AND he loves you, regardless of how or if you believe in him!

[MisterP]

13. because I have bent a section of land to my will?

[Blue-Jay]

14. I rule because my mom said so.

<What's that? Coming, mother!> Damn her back hair.

[kitkatrose]

16. I rule,

because I can. ;)