100 Acre Wood moved to Orange Alert

[Sabriel]

Ridge has firm evidence that Heffalumps and Woozles are collaborating to strike an unidentified target.

(OK, NOW I've had enough copycatting. Still, it points out the sheer idiocy of the original "terror" alerts.)

[Generic Other]

1. And Pooh stuck in his hidey hole?

Oh bother!

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. THAT's the "undisclosed location!"

How have we been in the dark for so long? :shrug:

[Aristus]

2. Weapons inspectors find gooey, sticky substance with

cloyingly sweet taste and odor in ceramic jars suspiciously labelled "HUNNY". Intel experts are convinced this is proof of Weapons of Mass Destruction Program-Related Activities.

[CO Liberal]

3. For Them, It's a "Tigger Alert"

:-)

[Sabriel]

4. I hope they're not Tigger-happy. n/t

[tekriter]

6. oh, that's bad....

but I laughed anyway.

[truthspeaker]

7. Eeyore suggested the warning might be politically motivated.

But no one listened to him.

Owl went on TV and talked about the significance of the warning and repeated the White House's explanation of the threat.