Hey, only 28% of the lounge front page is copycat shit

[DS1]

You should be proud :eyes:

[pagerbear]

1. We can improve those numbers!

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Clearly we need to try harder

Come on everybody, let's make it 50%!

[underpants]

3. Hey, only 28.1% of the lounge front page is copycat shit

could have but I didn't

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Who the fuck let you be a minister?

Jesus must be rolling over in his grave. You know, because he's dead. Long dead. Like your career. Uh-huh. I said it. You gonna try and stop me?

[DS1]

5. The same guy that hired you as the church organist, ass-spelonker

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. That is a very large picture.

How the shit was I supposed to know the Free Baptists wouldn't like my spirited rendition of "Fuck Like a Beast?"

[DS1]

7. The sign was clearly labeled that it was involuntary procreation night

Nobody ~forced~ you to down all those shots, but in hindsight, I'll find some post-ops for you next time.

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. I was just trying to outdrink the pink elephant you walked in with.

He was a dick.

[DS1]

9. He wasn't pink he was charmingly flushed

and ready to fuck, unlike your date - if this church weren't tax exempt you'd be in jail by now, pal!

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. You were my date, you revisionist harlot!

[DS1]

11. Revisionist?! You just incriminiated yourself, you scandalous

organist!

:nuke:

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Yes, I like to play with my organ.

What business is it of yours?

[DS1]

13. It is punishable by death, or a night with Bob Novak, whichever the church

can arrange first.

We're not very good at murder.

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. I'll make Bob scream your name.

[underpants]

15. Lapdance?

:bounce:

[DS1]

16. My middle name is Rosebud, he loves that, or so I hear

:7