Hey, only 2.5% of the lounge front page is copycat-mocking shit.

[Magrittes Pipe]

You should be proud. :eyes:

[DS1]

1. you fucked up, dumbass

there was no . on the end of the original

shit, no wonder your boss lets you surf all day, clearly you're a walking hazard :eyes:

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. I was merely correcting your punctuation...

...simpleton.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. Are you guys...

Like brothers or multiple personalities in the same person? ;-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. We are self-hating dopplegangers.

Except I'm the pretty one.

[DS1]

5. No I'm not

:grr:

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. The mother-cell always liked you best.

:grr:

[DS1]

7. You're just lucky I didn't get all in vitro on your buttocks

Embryonic absorption is a real motherfuck

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. I'm just glad I didn't get the penile-degeneration gene.

[DS1]

9. Sticking it in every degenerate in sight isn't always a bad thing

:bounce:

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Well, no.

But when it falls off in media coitus, she may be put off.

[DS1]

12. Hey, I can go from doggy-style to doggy-bag in seconds

I don't see where that's a problem :shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. I really have no answer for this.

:shrug:

[DS1]

16. Perhaps you'd like a tea-bag instead

:bounce:

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. I'd be glad to take your tea-bag...

...and plunge it in boiling water! :bounce:

[DS1]

18. Don't forget to bring a towel!

mmmm, plunge - is that a euphemism for fist?

I hope not.

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. No, it is the OPPOSITE of "fist"

:scared:

[matcom]

11. i personally am tired of your flippant use of naughty words

[DS1]

15. For one thing, good sir, shit is now an acceptable word for broadcast

so long as it's used as a reference to the physical form of poo, not the actual process of pooing. For example, "Hey, you've got shit all over you" is acceptable to the FCC; whereas "You've just shit all over yourself" is not.

If you dislike my choice of words, I suggest you pick up a nearby pen, wipe the shit off it, and write a letter to your local representative.

State Representative Marie J. Parente
State House, Room 466
Boston, MA 02133
Telephone: [phone]
Fax: [phone]
[e-mail]

[matcom]

23. Your post alone is worth $889,433,747.50 in FCC fines!

Fuck That.

Shit is brown and dirty and it smells bad. Your so full of shit that brushing your teeth is the EXACT SAME THING as wiping your own ASS!

so i ask you! do your teeth itch today?

HUH?

[DS1]

28. If you've ever seen me snort dental floss and swallow

you already know the answer to that question

*scratchie scratchie scratchie* :hurts:

[DS1]

33. How many points are on that 900 million dollars?

:scared:

[name not needed]

13. And the other 97.5% is shitting on your rug, asshole.

[DS1]

19. Hey, you're funny

[name not needed]

20. And you're fat and stupid.

Congratulations

:)

[DS1]

22. mmm, so says the lounge idiot dujour

Congratulations accepted, I may be fat and stupid, but I see you picked up an extra chromosome in production :eyes:

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. Which one?

I mean, I always had him pegged as a Kleinfelder's. But who can tell these days? :shrug:

[WilliamPitt]

24. I thought you left

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. I leave several times every day.

I can't very well stay on DU 24 hours, can I?

[matcom]

27. that is because you are a festering boil on the butt of society

[name not needed]

29. And you are a crab on the pubic hair of society

[matcom]

31. then i am cool cause i can jump over 3 feet!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

30. Bitest thou me

I shall copy cat my life away

[name not needed]

32. Sucketh thy ass

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

34. Eateth mine shorts!

[name not needed]

35. Fucketh thine self

[DS1]

36. Oh, good comeback

:eyes:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

37. Touché

Yours is equally well thought out