Who are the 5 celebs your spouse/significant other would let you f*ck?

[phillybri]

This topic never gets old to me. It's just too much fun. These are the people your significant other would give you a free pass on.

Co-workers and his/her best friends are NOT eligible!:evilgrin:

My list of 5:

Sela Ward
Maria Menounos
Tanya Memme
Rudi Bakhtiar
Brooke Burke

All brunettes, all the time, baby!

[terrya]

1. Doug would let me...

1) Zach Braff.

2) Jude Law (yeah, right, like that's ever going to happen)

3) Ewan McGregor


Doug likes Paul Rudd. I'd give him a free pass on him. :-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. So, Jude Law is out of your league...

...but you've still got high hopes for Zach Braff and Ewan McGregor? :P

[terrya]

3. Were either Zach or Ewan nominated for an Academy Award???

I think NOT.

That makes ALL of the difference. :-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

Zach is now an acclaimed director.

He is no longer interested in sex with people other than himself.

[terrya]

6. Dammit...right you are! He was at SUNDANCE, for God's sake.

Well...I guess I'd better scratch Zach off my list....

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Just trying to help you winnow it down to realistic possibilities.

Ewan seems like the perfect choice for you!

[terrya]

12. Since he's so thoughtfully shown us his "asset" in various films...

I know what I'm getting with Ewan.

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. See. It helps to know what one is getting into beforehand.

[arwalden]

29. We Have A "Sexceptions" List Too

It's fun to fantasize.

-- Allen

[Aristus]

4. Only if I gave my wife permission to try her luck with

Denzel Washington
Brendan Fraser
Cary Elwes
Johnny Depp
and Orlando Bloom

would she allow me to try my luck with

Mimi Rogers
Rachel Weitz
Charlize Theron
Jennifer Connelly
and Salma Hayek

[Richardo]

5. IIRC, "Mimi Rogers" would be a safe call in your case...

Didn't you once say Mrs Aristus was a Mimi Rogers look-alike?

PS You lucky dog.

[SarahB]

7. I'm not posting on this thread. Blonde discrimination!

:P

Actually, I think have permission to be with anyone I'd want to be with at this point (so does he), but not being the easy type, he'd have to put in some effort.

I'll have to go with my usual suspects- Colin Firth and Tim Robbins. :D

[Chovexani]

9. Hmm

Orlando Bloom
Angelina Jolie
James Marsters
Aishwarya Rai
Gackt Camui (J-Rock star)

The free pass comes with the stipulation that he gets to boof them too. :evilgrin:

The joys of bisexuality, I tell ya...;)

[soupkitchen]

10. Marilyn Monroe, but she would expect me to drop dead first

[tandot]

11. Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Hannity, Pat Robertson, Savage

Because he knows that I would rather die than do any of them

[MallRat]

13. My heart is broken. Look at what I just found out about Rudi Bakhtiar.

First, I went to her bio at CNN Headline News. The photo is breathtaking.



Then I read her bio:

Rudi Bakhtiar is the lead news anchor for CNN Headline News' late show Headline News Tonight. Bakhtiar anchored the network's coverage of Operation Enduring Freedom as well as that from Operation Iraqi Freedom in the spring of 2003. She is based in CNN's world headquarters in Atlanta, and has been with CNN since 1996.

(snip)

Bakhtiar has been honored for her work, most recently, with the 2002 Iranian American Republican Council Achievement Award in recognition of Outstanding Achievements, Excellence and Accomplishments within the Iranian American community.

At first, I had hoped that the adjective "Republican" simply referred to the hope of Iran someday becoming a Republic.

I was wrong. Their website is down, but here's a cached page from Yahoo that tells you all you need to know.

http://216.109.117.135/search/cache?p=iranian+american+republican+council&vst=0&vs=www.iarc.us&u=www.iarc.us/&w=iranian+american+republican+council&d=F5D8DFE84B&icp=1

Why are we Republicans?

We come from the land of Cyrus the Great, Avecina, Omar Khayam and Rumi. We are proud of our rich culture and Persian heritage with its countless contributions to civilization, science, literature and above all, that most valuable and unalienable right of every human being. FREEDOM.

We are proud Americans by choice and we also choose the ideals of the Republican Party because these ideals are so close to our own timeless cultural values.

Since the election of 1860, the Republican Party has had a special calling- To advance the founding principles of freedom, limited government and the dignity and worth of every individual.
We choose the Republican Party because it is the party of freedom, progress and purpose.

We choose the Republican Party because it is the party that ended slavery, granted homesteads, built land grant colleges and moved control of the government out of Washington, back into the hands of the people.

We choose the Republican Party because we are faithful to the best of our own culture and heritage and the Republican Party advocates the advancement of these principles.

WHY? WHY? HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME, RUDI???

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[phillybri]

25. This doesn't necessarily mean she's a Repub...

As far as I know, there isn't a ton of Iranian-American broadcasters out there. (Correct me if I'm wrong)

Her on-air demeanor suggests to me that she's more pro-Dem than pro-Repub...Then again, I may just be looking through the old rose colored glasses...

:-(

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. If I gave her carte blanche

To spend an evening with either Sting, Jeff Corwin or Joaquin Phoenix, then I'd go with Rachael Ray, Lindsay Lohan, or any of the female cast members of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (except Sarah Michelle Gellar; she never did anything for me).

[Mrs_Beastman]

22. Hi honey....

I think you forgot Shakira.

[Beware the Beast Man]

23. Oh yes, thank you!

Shakira too...how could I forget?? :)

EDIT- so how busted am I????

[Mr. McD]

15. NONE, 0, nada, no way..

:shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

[Atlas Mugged]

16. Anyone rich - male or female

As long as he thought it'd give him a shot at their investment accounts.

The joys of living with a stockbroker! Otherwise, he's jealous to the point of being dangerous. FWIW, I'm considered good looking in a generic rock star kind of way.

[XNASA]

17. Totie Fields, Mrs. Miller, Moms Mabley, Kate Smith & Margaret Dumont.

Not that I'd want to.....besides...they're all dead.

[asthmaticeog]

19. Not married, but my list is ready anyway

Neko Case
Tina Fey
Christina Ricci
Parminder Nagra (that little Punjabi hottie on E.R. - yum!)
Janeane Garofalo

Theresa Heinz-Kerry is slowly bumping Ricci off the list, though.

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. Mmm... Neko Case.

Red hair, and the purtiest voice in country music. And, for that matter, in pop.

[GOPisEvil]

27. I second your seconding of Neko Case.

I stood right next to the woman; she IS all that AND the bag of chips. :9

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. And what a lovely bag, too!

[GOPisEvil]

34. Damn, I should have added New Pornographers to my music list

over in that other thread...

[Magrittes Pipe]

36. But EVERYBODY's heard of them.

"Album of the Year," everyone said about Electric Version (although, IMO, Mass Romantic was the superior record).

[GOPisEvil]

37. True on both counts.

I don't know about EVERYBODY, but certainly everybody that matters knows them. :-)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

20. Pope Pius XI, Mary Queen of Scots, Pocahontas, Jack the Ripper

and Mata Hari.

[eyesroll]

24. I have a feeling the answer would be "whoever"

assuming I granted him the same privilege...quid pro quo and all.

That said, if I did have a freebie list, it would be very, very wrong. Normal heterosexual women in their late 20s put people like Brad Pitt and Jude Law and various people from the LOTR movies on their lists.

The two on my list I can think of offhand? Alton Brown and Nick Cave. What's wrong with me?

(...although if you attended the Cave show at the Chicago Theater in 2002, you'd want to shag him too...)

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. No, we want to know what LADIES would be on your list.

:evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

30. Eh.

My last female celebrity crush was more than a decade ago, but equally pathalogical. (Hedges, you know all this anyway, but for the rest of you voyeurs...)

I had a big old crush on Jadzia Dax. Not Terry Farrell, the actress, but Jadzia Dax, the character from Star Trek: Deep Space 9. I had just finished writing a paper about the gender identity of same. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

I have a feeling "whoever" would apply doubly here anyway, so long as that quid-pro-quo arrangement was intact...

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. Or the "camcorder" arrangement. Or the "participatory" arrangement.

:evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

32. Well, I think that counts as quid-pro-quo, too

Something for something...

[Screaming Lord Byron]

33. OK. Here's five quid. Get pro, peeps.

(ducks and cowers)

:evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

35. I am not a Cockney stableboy.

Please speak American.

[mvd]

38. Another one not married

I'd choose any 5 of these crushes:

Katie Holmes
Colleen Haskell
Alyssa Milano
Scarlett Johansson
Rachel Bilson
Natalie Portman
Jennifer Garner
Salma Hayek
Thandie Newton
Elisha Cuthbert
Eliza Dushku
Reese Witherspoon
Amanda Peet
Ali Larter
Jennifer Connelly
Kim Smith
Amy Acker
Amber Tamblyn
Keira Knightley
Sharon Case (plays Sharon on Young And The Restless)
Aubrey Dollar (ex-Marina - Guiding Light)
Melissa Archer (plays Natalie on One Life To Live)
Deborah Zoe (ex-Eden - Guiding Light)
Lindsey McKeon (ex-Marah, Guiding Light)
Lauren Woodland (plays Brittany on Y&R)
Ashley Jones (former Meg on Y&R)
Mandy Bruno (plays Marina on Guiding Light)
Michelle Branch
Bree Sharp (singer)
Andrea Corr

HM: Alicia Silverstone, Rachael Leigh Cook, Lori Valenti (ex-Big Brother 5 contestant), Holly King (ex-Big Brother 5 contestant,) Marisa Tomei

I love music, but most of my crushes come from the actress category.

[LynneSin]

39. Not that I have a signficant other but...

...if they did they would have to allow me to have carnal knowledge with:

Christopher Noth
Viggo Mortensen
Tim Robbins
John Cusack
Colin Firth

if any of them wanted me to have carnal knowledge of them

[BigMcLargehuge]

40. locked

Perhaps if this were reposted in a much more delicate manner... MUCH more... It woudn't have to be locked.

Sorry for any inconvenience.

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