Draft info...

[leanings]

delete if this has been posted already...new to me, and I looked thru the first couple of pages and didn't see it. Scary stuff.

http://draftregistration.us/

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

1. had me fooled! LOL!

MORAL FITNESS PRE-SCREENING:
Please indicate in which, if any, of the following acts you have been caught participating: Cursing Lying Coveting Stealing Gambling
Meditating Protesting Abortion Suicide Rapping
Dirty Dancing Fornication Birth Control Mongrelization Woman-on-Top

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Dude, this isn't for real

Look at the pre-screening for health. Obviously a joke.

[Q3JR4]

3. It has been posted.

Don't worry yet. The site you posted was just a parody.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

5. Although this IS listed on the homepage of The Selective Service website:

Notwithstanding recent stories in the news media and on the Internet, Selective Service is not getting ready to conduct a draft for the U.S. Armed Forces -- either with a special skills or regular draft. Rather, the Agency remains prepared to manage a draft if and when the President and the Congress so direct. This responsibility has been ongoing since 1980 and is nothing new. Further, both the President and the Secretary of Defense have stated on more than one occasion that there is no need for a draft for the War on Terrorism or any likely contingency, such as Iraq. Additionally, the Congress has not acted on any proposed legislation to reinstate a draft. Therefore, Selective Service continues to refine its plans to be prepared as is required by law, and to register young men who are ages 18 through 25.

http://www.sss.gov/

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. It would be .gov if it had ANY pretense of being real.

:eyes:

[leanings]

6. Jeebus criminy people.

I KNOW it's just a parody. See, the thing is that YOU don't know it's a parody until you actually go to the site, thereby adding to the humorous punch when YOU also realize that it's a parody. I could read it out loud to my dog and he'd know it was a parody. I guess I appreciate the kind words, folks, but I'm not terminally freakin' retarded. :)

[TheDebbieDee]

7. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh. I get it, I think.