What is the craziest anti-Kerry argument you've heard?

[Gothic Sponge]

Mine is great/sad:

My mother's neighbor said John Kerry is Osama bin Laden. My mother thought it was just metaphoric hyperbole, but no, she really thinks that John Kerry is Osama bin Laden!!!! He shaved off his beard and is going to take control of America! :crazy:

[iconoclastic cat]

1. Funny, GS, but I don't buy it.

There is no way that this person really believes that JK is OBL. She's just spouting off.

[Gothic Sponge]

2. I can't say for sure

I don't even know the woman, but my mother is convinced she believes it. She is an old woman.....maybe she is not playing with a full deck.

[Pithlet]

9. As sad as it is

I don't have a problem with believing that some whacked out right winger thinks that :crazy:

[Xithras]

3. He's going to turn the U.S. over to the U.N.

So quoted to me by my right wing fundie uncle.

[prolesunited]

4. I like the one that he's a gigolo

And his wife is a gigolo as well. You see, they had the audacity to marry into wealth instead of being born into wealth like that upstanding Bushes. :eyes:

[MrBenchley]

5. So far it's that

he wounded himself to get the purple hearts...(or ran out among the shrapnel carefully so he'd only be scratched) and then put himself in for the Silver Star when he didn't deserve it and somehow awarded it to himself.

Weirdly enough, the right wing cesspool Newsmax has run articles suggesting that rubbish...

[RFKHumphreyObama]

6. He's been botoxed and he looks French

Dennis Miller seems to be particularly fond of promoting this line of argument while attempting to persuade people not to vote for Kerry. I just think this is the most sad, petty, pathetic and vacuous set of statements I have ever heard as a means to discredit a presidential aspirant.

And they also conveniently forget to mention that Bush looks like a perpetual stunned mullet in most of his appearances -I mean if you are going to judge a candidate based on his looks, GWB isn't exaclty leading in that department either. And nor is Dennis Miller

[The empressof all]

7. I was told that he looks like a shoe maker

That alone is reason not to vote for him.

I did not even try to understand that one

[solinvictus]

8. He's not as Christian as Dubya.

No kidding, idiot fundamentalist lady in the cubicle next to me.

[kiahzero]

10. His wife donates to Islamic terrorism

I kid you not, I was told this on a northbound train from DC.

[Nevernose]

12. That's actually a really popular one

I got the e-mail at work. For the record, Snopes has debunked it.

[name not needed]

13. HEZBOLLAH!

:P

[EstimatedProphet]

11. I heard this one today from my supervisor

who was told this by a co-worker: Kerry is a COWARD.
A little bizarre, to call a 5-medal winner a coward...

[wickerwoman]

14. Skull & Bones! Skull & Bones!

Hey, I was in the Medieval Society in college. Does that mean I still shoot people with arrows and brew my own mead?

[vajraroshana]

15. Anything.......

Anything anyone says against them is the craziest thing. Think about it!

[Ivar]

16. it will cost 1 dollar to use public restrooms

if Kerry is elected...