Another new HIGH ALERT Attack is coming........

[Jack from Charlotte]

The Bush people just made the announcement. Terror is going to strike Hawaii. Don't know all the details but documents just released by Bush/Cheney '04 state an attack by someone codenamed, perhaps, "meatballs and scrambled eggs."

The mastermind is a guy who used to live in the US as a military attache. This we know, for sure. The signal that's to be given to initiate the attack is "Taurus, Taurus, Taurus," so all law enforcement agencies be on the look out for swarthy people driving a Ford Taurus in an around the Honolulu area.

Bush/Cheney '04 said they can't imagine what anyone would want to attack in Hawaii. The hotel zone was their best guess. Bush was on vacation at the pig farm people in Texas refer to as a "ranch" and Cheney couldn't be reached for comment because he was hiding out at that undisclosed secret location in Maryland everyone knows about.

The WaPo and Ny Times mentioned these warnings were based on info obtained in Nov. 1941 but just released today because Rove said it was OK.

[calico1]

1. 1941? That isn't that old.

After all you know, these plans take a long time to carry out. What with getting volunteers, finding the right maps, etc.

[Nevernose]

2. That's the latest talking point, isn't it?

The music DJs this afternoon were decrying the liberal nedia for having the AUDACITY to claim that the info was 3-4 years old, since it takes that long for an attack to be carried to fruition.

[Swamp Rat]

3. HAHAHAHA! I just finish watching the comedy "1941" with Belushi and

Aykroyd.

"HOLLYWOOD!... HOLLYWOOOOOOD!!!"

Bush&Co are becoming comical... too bad Elmer "Tom Ridge" Fudd just quit.

[proud patriot]

4. Guess we should invade Mexico

;-)