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Bhaisahab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 12:05 AM
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Priest, Nun Convicted After 'Sex Act' in Car
A Malawian court convicted a Catholic priest and a nun of disorderly conduct Thursday after they were caught engaged in a sexual act in a parked car with tinted windows.

<SNIP>

Passers by alerted police at Lilongwe International Airport after the parked Toyota Corolla, which had tinted windows, began shaking in what police described as "a funny manner." :D

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040803/od_nm/odd_malawi_nun_dc
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olddem43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 12:12 AM
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1. I thought priests weren't supposed to get nun.
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 12:17 AM
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2. It's OK as long as it's not a habit
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 12:21 AM
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3. Just goes to show 'ya,
the only meat a priest can eat on Friday is nun.

OK, I lifted that from a movie, but I can't remember which one. I think it was a Cheech and Chong film
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Booster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 12:53 AM
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4. Know why one nun hangs around another nun?
To make sure the other nun don't get nun.
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Fusions_Minion Donating Member (103 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 01:12 AM
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5. Good for them..
one less young boy with a sore behind/ victim of sexually frustrated nun with a ruler. :)
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