What other things will be banned at the RNC that wasn't in the NYT story?

[LynneSin]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x727257


Here's a few other things that security will be checking for at the enterance to the RNC. If you bring these things to the convention, you'll be asked to leave them at the front door. RNC is not responsible for anything you might lose at the convention

• Brains
  
• Common Sense
  
• Common Decency
  
• Open Mind
  
• Logical Thoughts
  
• Opinions (they'll be handed out to you at the convention)
  
• Tolerance (but please be nice to those 5 minorites we planted in the audience - they're for TV purposes only)
  
• Dignity
  

[terrya]

1. Eloquence. There's not going to be a Barack Obama moment there....

that's for damn sure.

[rooboy]

2. Three things...

no condoms.
no mistresses.
no crack cocaine (as Bob Roberts says, "it's a ghetto drug").

[LynneSin]

3. what about regular cocaine? is that acceptable

:shrug:

[rooboy]

6. Yes, according to Bob. n/t

[geniph]

7. No mistresses? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The hookers are already swarming to New York, in preparation for the Great Hypocritical Sex-Buying Bonanza. Nobody is as obsessed with doing the nasty as a repressed Puritan.

[Lithos]

4. Add to that

Morality
Compassion
Truth

[LiberalEsto]

5. RNC bans

dissent
dialogue
democracy