Kerry rides bike in Wisconsin, does not fall, no news to report here

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Sources learned that later in the day, John Kerry walked and chewed gum simultaneously. Bush campaign adviser Karl Rove immediately branded Kerry's behavior as "unpresidential" and offered it as proof of his inability to lead the country for the next four years.

When asked to comment, White House spokesperson Scott McClellan said "Yeah...what HE said. Just print that.

[lpbk2713]

1. Kerry ought to have a pic made of him

riding a bike and eating a pretzel. It would probably get millions of dollars worth of free publicity.

(Note to JFK campaign strategists)