RNC convention schedule.

[TNDemo]

This may have already been posted but I missed it if it was. But for those who haven't seen it, here it is. I like the one minute reading of black Republicans.


REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE
CONVENTION SCHEDULE



6:00 PM Opening Prayer - led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell

6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance

6:35 PM Burning of the Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)

6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing

6:46 PM George Bush the Elder Speech: Getting Your Kid a Military Deferrment

7:30 PM Break for Presidential Beer Bong

7:35 PM Break for Munchies/Refreshments (Freedom Fries)

7:40 PM Reading of EPA Research Paper: Mercury, It's What's for Dinner

8:00 PM Delegates vote on which country to invade next

8:10 PM Break (if needed) - EMTs attend to and/or revive Rush Limbaugh

8:15 PM John Ashcroft Speech: The Homos Are After Your Children

8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)

8:50 PM A word from our sponsors: Corporations - the government of the future

9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"

9:05 PM Break for 2nd Presidential Beer Bong

9:10 PM EPA Research Paper #2: Trees - The Real Cause of Forest Fires

9:30 PM Secret meetings

10:00 PM Second prayer - led by Cal Thomas

10:15 PM Carl Rove Speech: Doublespeak Made Easy

10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstrates how to squint and talk macho

10:35 PM GW Bush demonstrates trademark "deer in headlights" stare

10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt

10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of names of black Republicans

10:46 PM Break for 3rd Presidential Beer Bong

10:50 PM Slideshow: Public Education - A Drain on Our Nation's Economy

11:10 PM Hilary Clinton PiZata

11:20 PM John Ashcroft 2nd Speech: Evolutionists - The Dangerous New Cult

11:30 PM Break (if needed) - EMTs check/revive Rush Limbaugh again

11:35 PM Blame Clinton session

11:40 PM Refreshments - Laura serves milk and cookies

11:50 PM Closing Prayer - led by Jesus Himself

12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

[TahitiNut]

1. Supposed to be "11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata" (with tilde over the 'n'?)

Is Hillary like Christmas to the Repugnants? I.e. Noel? (No 'l'?)

[TNDemo]

2. I guess that's supposed to be pinata.

So they can smash it with sticks.