I am REALLY disappointed in my fellow DUers

[burythehatchet]

On another thread I just now learned that Bill O'Reilly, purveyor of all that is good and moral in our culture, wrote a soft porn book. WHY IS THIS THE FIRST I'M HEARING ABOUT IT??????

Come on people, there should have been 5 days round the thread generatioon on this subject.

I read a little excerpt on SMIRKY BINLADEN's sig line and I'm rolling on the floor.

Let's get on the ball.

[terrya]

1. He DID??? Ewwwwwwwwww. The only thing worse than that is...

Rick Santorum writing a soft porn book....

[burythehatchet]

11. ew is right

I can imagine his book lathered up with volumes of santorum. yeck

[LynneSin]

2. DIdn't you read about it in Al Franken's Lying Liars

:shrug:

[burythehatchet]

8. I listened to it on tape and do not remember that part

it was 8 CD's so I may have just skipped one by accident.

[St. Jarvitude]

22. Franken mentioned it a lot

O'Reilly's writing style was hilarious, and Al mocked it perfectly in several places throughout the book (mostly in the later chapters).

[patrice]

3. Maybe you didn't hear about it because, like me . . .

when many of us think about O'Really and sex at the same time, we throw up.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

4. It's old-ish news

Mentioned in Al Franken's Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell them.

[noonwitch]

Al Franken repeatedly makes fun of it in his book

I guess the prose is pretty lame.

"Those Who Trespass".

[Hawkeye-X]

5. It's common knowledge

It's from Al Franken's book - Lies and Lying Liars who tell them.

[TheFarseer]

6. It's in Al Franken's book

if you haven't read it you really should.

[Misinformed01]

7. Check out Lynne Cheney's Lesbian Romance section too

"Sisters"

btw, I cannot find a copy of this anywhere.

It would make fine reading for you on your upcoming vacation-

[burythehatchet]

9. I did hear that Lynne's book was pulled from the shelves

Might have been embarassing.

[quisp]

19. there is a first edition of Cheney's 'Sisters' on Ebay...

at $155 right now.

[SiouxJ]

10. There have been several threads about this, including

one about Franken playing the audio version. Talk about struggling to control your gag reflex! It's one thing in print it's an entirely different sort of nausea when you hear O'lielly actually reading it!!!! :puke: He's about as sexy as dirt.

[burythehatchet]

12. Well the GOOD news is that I now have the PERFECT holiday gift

for all my fundie acquaintances. Its gonna be a good holiday season.

[fudge stripe cookays]

27. "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! "

Ha. Made ya look.

FSC

[skypilot]

32. SNORKLEMAN!!!!

Tell him about Snorkleman!!!

[SiouxJ]

36. There you are!

Snorkelman is our little secret ;-) .

[burythehatchet]

37. NOT ANYMORE

fess up......pleeeeease

[SiouxJ]

38. He already tipped you off

if you go to the link he gave you down lower, you'll find out all about Snorkelman :-) .

[RodneyCK2]

13. The worst part of it is...

on the talk show, The View, he announced that a second, fictional piece is in the works.

I need a bath. I feel violated.

[burythehatchet]

14. not to sound like a school girl but....NO WAY

[wryter2000]

15. LOL

It's not exactly news. Franken mentioned it in Lies and Lying Liars.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

16. What are you talking about?

This is one of the great works of literature. It's right next to the Penthouse Forum (not that I've ever read it ;-)) when it comes to great sex writing.

It even launched the Bill O'reilly Bad Sex Writing Awards. Also known as the BOBSWAs.

[burythehatchet]

21. Keep up the good work SMIRKY

I'll recommend a new award.

The coveted SWBSIGWTMM

Sex Writing By Sweaty Irish Guy With Too Much Make-up

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

23. Do you think it would make the name too long

if we added either Blotchy or Splotchy Faced to that?

[burythehatchet]

29. nah. you do want to be accurate

[sui generis]

17. I wonder if Rick Sanscrotum

whacks his whacker to the O'Reilly bodice ripper in the hot, steamy bathroom when he's alone and lonely and needs to make some
Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes
the byproduct of anal sex. .

[gpandas]

18. you're freakin me out n/t

[burythehatchet]

20. no shit. Quoiannisquatsi (sp)

My life is now out of balance.

[sui generis]

25. sorry - had a low blood sugar moment there

It IS freaky to think that some people read those things and get turned on by them and therefore somebody read his crap and got aroused. Ew. Or perhaps that never did happen and that's why he didn't quit his day job.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

24. You don't listen to Air America much do you?

[burythehatchet]

26. I do I do I really do, and Franken is my favorite

for some reason this important story slipped under my radar, where is softly stroked my thigh and whispered...

[ParisFrance]

28. What is O'Reilly authored soft born book titled?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

30. Those Who Trespass. n/t

http://www.salon.com/books/review/2004/02/17/o_reilly/

[name not needed]

31. Ashley signaled her desire by removing her...

:)

[burythehatchet]

33. ...brief white panties?

sweeeeeeeet

[skypilot]

34. Here's a thread that you missed.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1369369

[burythehatchet]

35. Thanks