CAPTION for the wrong cornhole

[underpants]

[Mikimouse]

1. I probably coulda guessed that he wouldn't eat corn row by row...

but rather just tearing into it like a barbarian. You leave far too much behind when you eat corn that way.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

4. Clearly someone who never ate his vegetables as a kid.

Otherwise he'd know how.

[sangh0]

2. "C'mon people!..."

"...Someone grab the other end of this and play tug of war with me!!"

[commander bunnypants]

3. Boy I would love to shove that thing where the sun dont shine

What a rube

DDQM

[matcom]

5. i hope he shits every damned kernal out whole tonight

[underpants]

7. Looks like one of the twin took a shot at it first

in her "own way"

See post #6

[underpants]

6. Now you twins THIS is the way you are supposed to eat it

I have never seen anyone trying to do the way you were doing it especially both of you yelling WATCH THIS right before you did it.

[cosmicdot]

8. W is thinking: they better have given me that good corn; not that plastic

laboratory crap for the masses ...

[BringEmOn]

9. "Laura, this corn tastes kinda funny."

[BiggJawn]

10. Doesn't this violate the "funny hat rule"?

What they accused Kerry of in that clean suit? "Never get photographed wearing a funny hat, nor eating anything..."

And is that corn cooked? Looks fresh off the stalk to me.
Hope it gave him the cramps.

[cosmicdot]

11. "is that corn cooked?" lol

the farmers probably were laughing, after saying, oh, we eat it right off the stalk all the time ... here, try it ...


bet he had a visit with St. Vitus Dance later on, or Montezuma's Revenge